I Just Think Sad And Distressing Guy Headcanons Are Very Delicious And I Should Not Get Shot Or Beat

I just think sad and distressing Guy headcanons are very delicious and I should not get shot or beat up with a toaster by someone's reblog for saying that he uses his writing and comedic banter as an excuse for self-depreciating comments and suicide jokes because he is very much not mentally stable even though he pretends to be and- [gets beat up with several toasters]

Oh shit "opening up" would be a great title if I ever finished that and put it on ao3-

Also I'm glad you like my -w- because my ^-^ and I are kind of a packaged deal u-u

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE

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Can't currently donate myself but am encouraging everyone who can to do so

Ooh this sounds super funky -w- I haven't listened to all of it yet but yes this is very Bright Eyes u-u

On one hand I want to tell people in graphic detail how Porter would willingly cut open his chest and break all of his ribs out of his ribcage one by one in front of William while he watches in a strangely homoerotic way just because he asked him to but on the other hand I don't want people to think I'm some sort of freak

Hell yea your Pikachu can match my

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE

Vincent and Lovely cure their mutual frustration/anger about something by beating the shit out of each other (and then feeding each other blood bags to heal up once they're done but this part is optional)

OK PEOPLE

IM IN A CRAPPY MOOD AND WANNA WRIGHT SOME SHIT IDK I I WANT TO HURT PEOPLES SOULS WITH ANGEST OR HEAL IT WITH SOMEONE BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF ANOTHER

GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS

NOW /threat