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Lasko smells like lavander. He uses lavender shampoo. I just feel it 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Also we know that Guy smells like pizza but I feel like after showers he smells....masculine. I can't really describe it but it smells like default mens shower gel and deodorant. A bit minty. He smells like how your dad would after showering

okay . im done playing with you bitches . what do the redacted boys smell like

i need to know this information

(asher smells like clean laundry and something sweet - not perfume but like a sweeter cologne)

YES. EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT

okay . im done playing with you bitches . what do the redacted boys smell like

i need to know this information

(asher smells like clean laundry and something sweet - not perfume but like a sweeter cologne)

Redacted things i want

-interactions between Sam and Marie

-Guy cooking

-David learning that Sam is terrified of him (still)

-Anton. Just Anton

-more wholesome domestic milo and sweetheart

-Sam sleep aid 

-Guy being very particular about brands of food

-Damien resisting the urge to gush about Huxley (or vice versa)

-David not understanding particular human wedding customs (and nearly having a mental breakdown over it)

-Asher watching a YouTube tutorial on how to tie a tie

-Sam being a mother hen towards Asher and David

-Lasko being all “professor-like”

-Ollie reverse comfort

-Guy discovering the theory channels (if he doesn’t already know about them)

-Gavin watching Bluey 

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I’ll add more to this list later 

Can someone make a redacted dating sim? Pretty please?? Most of this fandom are artists and writers, I'm sure there should be some programmers here, right??

So like you pick a character and become their listener to play their route. For example if you chose Asher then you get stuck in an elevator with him and etc.

So basically just redacted but as a game with multiple choices!

And it wouldn't even need voicing since you could just use the characters actual lines (if that's legal idk). Obviously not all the lines would be voiced but still.

AND YOU GET TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR CHARACTER SINCE LISTENERS DON'T HAVE A CANON APPEARANCE!!!! WILD POTENTIAL IF YOU ASK ME

COME ON GUYS LET'S MAKE A DEVELOPMENT TEAM EHEHEHE PUT YOUR DRAWING AND WRITING SKILLS TO USE

Can someone make a redacted dating sim? Pretty please?? Most of this fandom are artists and writers, I'm sure there should be some programmers here, right??

So like you pick a character and become their listener to play their route. For example if you chose Asher then you get stuck in an elevator with him and etc.

So basically just redacted but as a game with multiple choices!

And it wouldn't even need voicing since you could just use the characters actual lines (if that's legal idk). Obviously not all the lines would be voiced but still.

AND YOU GET TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR CHARACTER SINCE LISTENERS DON'T HAVE A CANON APPEARANCE!!!! WILD POTENTIAL IF YOU ASK ME

Since everyone is doing this...Judge me based on my kins! From whom I kin the most to least

Guy

Angel

Asher

Cutie

While I'm on a 14 hour roadtrip I figured I'd go back to my roots and make redacted characters in gacha..

so I just finished making Honey 😍😍😍😍😘😘🥵 and some random Guy idk

Also my first time trying out gacha life 2 so yay

Next up are Asher and Baabe

Tag game!! Do this with your first audio and tag some moots!!

"Huh? 'Your chaotic loving brat boyfriend stole your hoodie'? Uh, sounds weird."

Fun fact: I found Guy's audio from an edit on tiktok and listened to it while walking home

Tagging: @miyaheestar @moronkyne @huxleaf @deezbignutz @zimix-whispers @solaireabortion @emilyyyts @dawnofiight @vividmilk and whoever wants to join!

"oh what's that? "vampire tends to your injuries"? ehhh maybe not"

I-......oh WOW.

im both.

Since everyone is doing this...Judge me based on my kins! From whom I kin the most to least

Guy

Angel

Asher

Cutie

Throwback to my first redacted related post 💔

WAIT I JUST CHECKED THE DATE THIS WAS OVER A YEAR AGO??????? I'VE BEEN IN THIS FANDOM FOR OVER A YEAR?????? IT FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN MONTHS WHAT

Comment or repost w your fav Guy quote

I better not fall in love with the pizza guy

Guy and Honey >>>>> Geordi and Cutie

I’ve seen some talk about (secret) shifter!Honey and I’m absolutely in love with the concept. From sick days on solstices while Guy is determined to take care of them, to him kissing the stretch marks from shifting. Bonus points if they’re part of the Shaw pack. Honey having severe abandonment issues and refusing to ever open up about being a shifter to anyone- (after a certain betrayal from Quinn) and having conflicting feelings about that decision after falling head over heels for the sweet pizza guy.

HONEY PROTECTING GUY FROM QUINN BY SHIFTING IN FRONT OF HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. Guy is absolutely terrified by this but can’t seem to move, Honey feels absolutely AWFUL after this- they end up getting a little beat up themselves and aren’t in any condition to find a healer. Guy reluctantly pokes them and shakily asks them what they need, and when he’s met with a groggy “healer, I’ll tell you the way”, they make their way to Marie’s.

Guy is BEYOND confused at all of this ‘healer’ and ‘magic talk’, as well as the fact that his PARTNER JUST TURNED INTO A FUCKING WOLF AND TORE SOME SUPPOSED VAMPIRES’ THROAT OUT. Something inside him is pulling him towards Honey, though- so he decides to stick with them.

Honey is unconscious as Marie does her best to explain their current situation, as well as piece her fellow pack member back together. Guy is stuck between looking down in horror at the damage, and attempting to force his brain to make any sense of this ‘magical world’ Marie kept talking about.

By the time she was done and out, demanding that Guy keep them here and out of trouble (Marie absolutely terrifies him), Guy sighed heavily and leaned up against the couch beside them.

Yea these two had a lot to talk about by the time Honey finally woke up.

Guy and Angel are so alike holy fuck, these two have a blast at pack meetings. Not for David and Honey of course, they’re always ending up being the ones that have to rangle their mates.

Honey is strong asf and Guy likes being carried around bridal style, they absolutely treat him like royalty (like he deserves).

Currently re-listening to the pizza guy (Guy) audios, and something about the listener has caused some suspicion with me. AND YES OF COURSE IM OVERTHINKING AND PROBABLY MAKING THIS DEEPER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS,, but it really seems like Honey is either holding back or hiding something. They’re super reserved when it comes to affection, blaming it on literally anything but a clear answer.

Either they have a emotionally traumatic past- OR IS HIDING THE FACT THAT THEY’RE FUCKING EMPOWERED. This is exactly why shifter!Honey just makes so much sense to me. Ugh I would love if his audios start off all silly and shit-post’y, and turned out to be intensely important and lore-filled hidden between the likes.

Honey is grumbly/growly and sorta snippy in a loving way…..therefore they are a mf shifter because I said so hush. They are literally David Shaw.

HONEY AND ASHER ARE SIBLINGS- YES IM BACK ON MY SHIFTER HONEY BULLSHIT- maybe the reason Honey is often so reserved and cold towards Guy is because they’re trying to hide the fact that they’re a shifter- and they thought that their relationship wouldn’t last. They totally didn’t expect to fall in love with a greasy idiot who’s sweet enough to rot their teeth.

ALSO HONEY WHO’S TOUCH STARVED AS FUCK- Guy just came home and the first thing he did was hold them standing up, just being in each others arms without saying anything. Guy kissing their forehead. “I missed you today, Honey. I love you.” AND THEY JUST STARTED CRYING-

Honey works with Shaw Security, and their packmates keep teasing them about their mysterious Pizza guy boyfriend. Guy bringing them lunch while on a job, kissing their cheek in front of their “coworkers”-with a mischievous laugh, Asher gives them so much shit about it: “still haven’t told him yet? Are you ashamed of us~?” “Yes- very, now get back to your post before I tell Milo you ate some of his lunch.”

So I was rewatching Guy’s videos- or rather, what’s left of them- and stumbled across this comment:

LIKE IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE- it’s not exactly an enemies to lovers, it’s more roommates who annoy one another but that turns to intense flirting over time without either one realizing it.

These two were just trying to have a cheaper rent with someone the other didn’t have to associate with too often- or at least that was what Honey was aiming for. Guy wanted to split the rent with someone- yes, but he also hoped to gain a good friend in the process.

Guy……annoyed the absolute hell out of Honey. He always played his videogames too loud, left his clothes on the floor, or was overdue on his half of the chores. Their patience could only be stretched so thin before it snapped in two.

They’re complete opposites, but they’ll have to admit he’s pretty sweet for such an annoying ray of sunshine. UGH AND THE FLIRTING GOD THE FLIRTING- they’re so competitive- playing videogames and whoever lost had to pay for dinner or do the last of the chores.

PLAYFIGHTINGGGGG ‼️‼️

The tension is STRONGGGGGGG and these two don’t notice a damn thing besides the warmth building within their chests.

And oh my god inviting friends over they get so much worse, everyone else is trying so hard not to point out the obvious tensions between the two.

But becoming decent friends doesn’t change the fact that he pushes each and every one of their buttons. And once Guy notices how much he got under Honey’s skin- that just made it all the more fun to keep going, and to see how long they’d last before they broke.

Honey leaning on the doorframe after a shower, hair damp and shirt discarded in their bedroom. The only cloth adorning their skin included the sweatpants wrapped loosely around their legs.

Guy resided openly on the couch, a controller in hand, and old dishes left to rest on the coffee table beside his legs. Honey groaned and slid a hand down their face, signaling Guy’s attention from across the room. “Those were there last night, Guy. Ever plan on picking those up? I plan to use that table tomorrow morning when I eat breakfast.”

“It was a long shift, I’ll get them later.” “Ah, I call bullshit, that’s what you said last night.” “So?” “Ugh you’re so fucking gross.” It’s only when Honey crosses the living room floor that Guy notices that they are without a shirt. Honey quirks a brow when Guy hurriedly tears his face away from their line of sight.

THEM JUST TEASING THE HELL OUT OF HIM FOR BEING ALL FLUSTERED- using his habits to degrade him he kinda likes it tho.

Okay yeah I had a lil mini fic tangent I love this idea sm

HONEY LOOMING OVER HIM AND SMILING DOWN AT HIM. “Are you..? Are you blushing??”

Guy leaving things out just to piss honey off

ANGRY MAKE OUTS

Ugh he loves when Honey gets rough and demanding- he secretly thinks it’s super hot when they’re all bossy and stern.

Honey loses it when Guy ends up being what they think about all the time. They once caught themselves just smiling to themselves thinking about how Guy smiled at them the other day. “…🙂………😊………😐………😳…….shit”.

I need more shifter!honey/guy hc:))))

COMING RIGHT UP!! MORE SHIFTER!HONEY HCS

Honey had always been sort of disconnected from the pack like Darlin was HONEY AND DARLIN WERE FRIENDS- (more hcs below)

Quinn saw Honey as a challenge over overcome, especially after Darlin was out of the picture. He was trying to go through each of the packs strongest members before taking on their Alpha.

I said this once and I’ll say it again HONEY IS FANDOM!DARLIN LITERALLY- I’m trying not to piss off Darlin stans here…………………………. …….but it’s true.

Quinn keeps his distance between Honey and Darlin to scare them, now they have something to lose. HONEY PROTECTING GUY FROM QUINN:

That’s absolutely how Guy found out Honey was a shifter: Quinn had pinned Guy to an alley wall, fangs scraping against his neck until this large ass wolf tackled him.

Honey is pretty much the exact same size as Asher when shifted, their fur is a mix of dark brown and light blonde LIKE ITS SO PRETTY FOR NO REASON. Their eyes are a pale yellow- LIKE HONEY

They work at the same office as Aaron and Ollie, Honey wears tight white or black button downs and loose dress pants to work and it is HOT. Like they work around all these unempowered humans, a mf shifter just loving being around these idiots. Aaron and Honey are the same fucking person everyone shut up.

Honey is super reserved even towards Guy because they’re afraid of getting too close to someone, especially considering their attachment to Quinn.

If Quinn ever hurt Guy Honey would break up with him. Honey is absolutely the type to disconnect from someone entirely to protect them.

Honey and Darlin used to go to TONS of concerts together with Gabe, specifically hard rock- Gabe’s favorite. Darlin and Honey in a mosh pit….

Honey and Christian HATE each other they absolutely do NOT get along.

-Honey and Darlin had a fight after both getting attacked by Quinn and Darlin threatened to use Guy as bait and Honey almost killed them- like I’m fr David and Ash had to break them apart.

-Honey was having an AWFUL day when they met Guy- like in their oddly fancy dress clothes at a pizza place when Guy was manning the front counter. He was super flustered looking at them when they put in their order (ordered for their branch).

…..He put his number on the pizza box…. Honey was checking if their order was right while sitting in the car and noticed.

Marie taught Honey healing magic after a fight with Darlin.

Honey still hasn’t reached out to the pack even after meeting Guy and getting in a comfortable position in their relationship, but Marie texts them to check in every now and then. Pack mama misses them fr

Honey wears a letterman all the time and collects patches that include: Shaw Security, a lil pizza patch on the arm, tiny wolves scattered throughout the jacket, their favorite bands and TV shows.

Honey LOVES reading, Guy will lie down on their lap while they read, or at least lean on their shoulder and try not to act like he isn’t bored out of his mind.

Guy hates silence so much, he always needs to fill the noise- it kind of comforts Honey sometimes though- they need to know that he’s there and alright.

Honey gets frequent nightmares from encounters with Quinn and has never told Guy- or at least he hasn’t noticed yet.

Honey misses Guy SO MUCH every time he’s at work, especially when he does frequent overtime. They act like they were doing something else- which they were/ but it was mainly to distract themselves from missing Guy. When he’s home and gets on the couch next to them, they’re all over him.

UGHHHH THEY JUST CLING TO HIM AND ACT LIKE JT WAS JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE TIRED OR IT LOOKED LIKE HE NEEDED A HUG.

Honey is def touch starved, and afraid to ask for affection. Their pride gets in the way.

THEYRE EARLY AUDIOS DAVID SHAW

Honey and Asher are siblings….their dad was super hard on the both of them.

your guy and honey hc's are always so so good. it breaks my heart that it's ash's sibling that's the one finding it hard to fit in but the idea of their dad being hard on them feels so accurate. do you have any more ideas for how the way they were raised impacts them today? I also feel like honey KNOWS guy and ash would get along and is afraid of letting him into more of their life partly because of how well he already fits and how well they know he would continue to fit. that scares them

also for my own Milo obsession how do you think milo and honey get along?

Thanks, Anon! AND YES- Ash mentions his dad being a little bit of a hard-ass, so I only assumed these two had mega daddy issues. Ash and Honey were almost the same in height and size while being shifted, but their personalities couldn’t have been any more different- so ofc their dad treated each of them very differently. Not well- but still differently in a way that was noticeable. [CW: FAMILY ISSUES, ABUSE, TRAUMA RESPONSES]

Ash’s and Honey’s parents divorced early on, which only made things worse at home for these two. The split from their parents only led the split with their family, Ash was trying so desperately to keep things together- but Honey had already lost hope.

It got even worse when these two hit puberty and could finally shift. Their dad would hit the both of them, so Honey worked themselves to the bone to be strong enough to protect Asher. Honey basically had to raise Asher once their parents divorce was finalized.

The energy at home was so tense, especially when their dad was at work. Ash and Honey argued like madmen. Honey completely lost it past that point and became super reckless, happening to fall into the same crowd as Darlin- leading them to Quinn of course.

Asher was pissed off at Honey for being so reckless, but he was tired of arguing. So he just ignored them altogether. AND THEN HONEY GOT IN TROUBLE WITH QUINN AND ALL THAT JAZZ.

Once Honey heard all these stories about an ‘unnaturally large dog that looked big enough to be a wolf and then some’, they knew who he was talking about. They knew how similar Guy and Asher were- and in a way their mate filled that void for them, but Honey could never tell Guy that.

Guy fits so well into their life, and it terrifies them to no end. They mean the words ‘I love you’ more every time they say them- WHICH IS WHY THEY REFRAIN FROM EVEN SAYING THEM AT ALL. Letting Guy in seems like their worst nightmare, then he’d know how messed up their life really was despite the front they tried so desperately to uphold.

Asher, as well as Marie, texts Honey every now and then- Marie’s are just checking up on them, Asher’s is begging them to come home- or at least to come see him.

AND UGHHHH IF HONEY EVER MET BABE ASHER WOULD POSITIVELY SOB.

OOOH Milo and Honey…. They got along super well with his ma of course, Marie is simply the best woman in existence. But Milo gets sort of pissed at them for putting themselves as well as the pack in danger in the past.

He understands though, feeling the need to protect his parents after a hard time- especially after a messy divorce. Milo and Honey have a sort of unspoken understanding of one another- they don’t dislike each other per say, but they used to play fight until they were both bleeding when they were kids. And Marie was always the one to patch them up after the fact.

BTW THEIR DAD WAS A MF ALCOHOLIC AND WOULD OFFER DRINKS TO HONEY AND ASHER DESPITE BEING UNDERAGE AT THE TIME.

Honey constantly feels like they’re putting people in danger just by being around them, especially Guy. They want so desperately to call him their mate, but it’s never a good enough time- so they decide on never. For now.

I am craving honey&darlin angsty fluffy hcs

I’M GLAD YOU ASKED

Angsty fluffy headcannons coming right up :)

Darlin and Honey were always too similar, it’s the thing that brought them to be close friends when they were younger- and also the very thing to tear their friendship apart.

Darlin despises Honey and Ash’s father, that was absolutely no secret- they’ve even cussed him out a few times but that’s a whole different story.

Honey and Darlin weren’t close by any means, but they had a mutual understanding of one another- their brains work the exact same way. Protection and revenge are the same thing, and they both require violence. That’s one of the few things they could agree on.

Honey and Darlin worked out together far before Quinn was ever in the picture. These two would be shifted and exhausted after an entire day spent training- just curled around each other.

THEY FEEL SO SO SAFE AROUND ONE ANOTHER AS MUCH AS THEYD HATE TO ADMIT IT

Darlin would be sobbing after Quinn attacked their friend and Honey would just hold them.

These two went on road-trips annually THEY WENT CAMPING TOGETHER AND HUNTED IN THE WOODS WHIE SHIFTED

But as much as their friendship became a much needed asset as Quinn became more and more of a threat to the pack- all good things eventually come to an end.

Then Quinn attacked Honey and didn’t hold back, he made sure they knew who exactly they were dealing with. There’s a huge ass scar along the length of their arm from that day, still. Honey almost lost their arm because Quinn was bored of Darlin. Oh and that injury definitely put them out of commission for weeks.

Darlin never left Honey’s side, stayed in their apartment, and healed them any time the pain was too unbearable. HONEY HAD PHANTOM PAINS BECAUSE AS FAR AS THEIR BODY WAS CONCERNED, THEIR ARM WAS BASICALLY GONE. They lost any feeling in their arm besides pain, and was too weak to move. So Honey was in agonizing pain as well as pretty much not being able to move.

Honey lying in bed with Darlin sitting by their side as they slowly rub up and down Honey’s back- just softly hushing them and apologizing for not being strong enough.

Honey 100% blamed Darlin- and this pretty much changed how these two saw each other. So these two are just sitting in silence, one in pain and the other guilty as hell and thinking only about one thing. What now?

Honey couldn’t sleep, if not at all they refused. The nightmares kept the blood pumping hard enough to keep them awake for years. Darlin trying to hold them and Honey pushing them away. Weakly whimpering; “get the fuck away from me.”

The moment Honey got better they ran away. And of course, Darlin tried to track them down- and succeeded- then every thought and feeling Honey had been experiencing came out.

YEAH YOU BET THESE TWO MFS FOUGHT IN THE WOODS: the last thing these two ever gave each other was a fractured spine and a broken heart.

“This is all your fucking fault Ya know that? Let me leave!” “My fault? Who went after Quinn the moment he was close enough??” “I wouldn’t have had to if you would’ve just finished the job.”

This only doubled Darlin’s recklessness ofc-

Darlin gets so pissed off at Guy (Darlin probably had a lil crush on Honey at some point but that’s all up to interpretation ofc) Darlin tries to use Guy as bait for Quinn to get close enough so they can take him down. THATS WHERE HONEY DRAWS THE MF LIKE THEY ARE DONE WITH HIDING FROM DARLIN AT THAT POINT.

Honey pushing Darlin against the wall. “What? I thought you wanted me to finish the job. And your weak ass mate just happened to be the most convenient.” Yea honey absolutely punched them in the face.

Jealousy and anger makes Darlin cruel and reckless. They’d do anything to take Quinn down or at least make a point- even if that means getting some people out of the way.

YANDERE DARLIN?????

Okay yeah maybe I’m going a lil too far on this one

I’m tired