Anexistingexistence - A Living, Breathing Existential Crisis

Sneak peek of the Porter/William thing I'm still working on in case anyone's curious under the cut because it contains cannibalism and I don't want to get yelled at:

" He had regained his composure and proper control over his limbs by the time William was little more than halfway done with his meal. A small part of him was almost bold enough to ask for a bite, but another – one perhaps more human than Porter thought he was nowadays – recoiled at the mere thought; Porter had tasted people’s flesh in bouts of passion before, yes, but he’d never actually eaten anyone. William made the activity look so appealing, however, that Porter forgot his morals for a second. He did not ask for a piece of his own flesh, only partly because he wouldn’t eat from his King’s plate. "

They make me sick /pos

This is a one-shot btw and it is little more than 4k words long and I'm not even halfway done with it lmao TwT I just hope I get it done by the end of the month because that would be thematic maybe

Thank you ;-;

Me no want do more work

Freelancer (who grew up in a tourist trap city) pretends to speak local languages when they're traveling in various countries in order to cuss at tourists without them knowing

I'm sorry but I saw this post right as my grandpa sent me a message of just thumbs-up emojis it was too perfect

Idk what's with my obsession with the "👍" emoji but ok-

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT