Storytime Cuz It's 5am, Can't Sleep, And I Want To Gossip Bout A Blog Who's Name I Will Not Be Revealing

Storytime cuz it's 5am, can't sleep, and I want to gossip bout a blog who's name I will not be revealing (probably):3

Gadies and lentlemen pls tell me I'm not crazy for thinking this. But I sometimes get this feeling that some of y'all wake up with a stick up your ahh or smth *wink wink*. Cuz y'all are SOURRR for absolutely no reasooon. Anyways STORYTIME:3

I messaged a blog a couple of months ago asking if they'd like to be mutuals because I actually like making friends and connecting with ppl on here.

(omg😨😨 wow shocker i know )

And yk I'm waiting...and waiting....and waiting... for a reply as one does. I get a notification from miss girl like a week later or sum like okay you might be busy that's not THAT crazy yk.

BUT I've sent you a whole paragraph of praise telling you I think you're the coolest most wonderfully beautiful person in the world and I would do anything to be mutuals with you because you're a literal goddess and you reply "sorry no!".

Girl...count your days🩷

So I'm confused, conflicted, you could even say my mind was shook, my flabber was gasted, and I was surely not expecting THIS kind of asshole behaviour. Like omg girl you're so nonchalant baddie you slayed ate and puked it all up ☺️.

idk what to do atp, do I say smth even though this girl doesn't deserve my time (I'm writing a whole novel abt her rn as you can see so my morals are in a garbage truck rn getting dumped somewhere far far away) do I just leave her on read?

And yk what my dumbass decides? to reply obviously and ask her in the nicest way possible these two words:"why not?"

And yk the cycle is always continuous and so I wait...and I wait....and I wait and miss girl does not reply.Again omg girl you're so nonchalant baddie.

I check my phone every. day. ready to have the most heated argument ever. You know damn well I was coming up with comebacks, was coming up with names to call her ykyk was watching "how to doxx someone" on youtube. (Jkjk..unless🤨) Anyways you get the jist?gist?idk how it's spelled.. I was prepared.

xoxo gossip girl😘

Then one day I open our messages and it says "you can no longer message this account" the fucking chicken blocked me ☺️. Anyways bye or should I say:

Warning: I might get an insane cringe lingering up my nose when I read this tomorrow and might delete this so enjoy it while it lasts pookies

⋆｡‧˚Mel's girlblog˚‧｡⋆

Welcome to my blog, my name is Melina but you can call me Mel

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16

I use she/they pronouns

Aries sun Gemini moon Leo rising

Infp if you care abt that sort of thing

I'm bisexual

My bday is April 9th

I practice witchcraft or at least I try

I like to do things really over the top I physically cannot be basic I need every aspect of me and my blog to be unique

If I follow you back it means I stalked your blog, I loved it and now I'm in love with you<3

Things I love౨ৎ˚₊✩

fashion, going thrifting, makeup, hello kitty, listening to music, flowers esp carnations, my record player,my gf lana del rey, reading, tarot cards, old fantasy films, unicorns, fairies, mermaids, photography, winter and spring, journaling, the moon & stars, gossiping with my mutuals, making pinterest boards, my spotify playlists, drawing, riot grrl music, when people recommend me things like films to watch or artists to listen to, and ofc my tumblr

.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡Films/shows I'm obsessed with:

the virgin suicides, coraline, the craft, the love witch, black swan, girl interrupted, pearl, corpse bride, princess diaries, the perks of being a wallflower, scott pilgrim vs the world, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, nana, paradise kiss,gilmore girls, I believe in unicorns, the secrets of moonacre (I'm probably forgetting some but anyways)

My very random music taste⊰⁠⊹ฺ

fiona apple, lana del rey, mazzy star, mitski, hole, bikini kill, le tigre, babes in toyland, bratmobile, melanie martinez, bjork, dazey and the scouts, ha vay, joy division, kate bush, leslie gore, queen, radiohead, the cure, tommy february6, the velvet underground, david bowie, the cardigans, cocteau twins, wham, mars argo, marina and the diamonds

DNI if:

you're a p0rn/nsfw blog, ed blog, racist, a terf, a pedophile, homophobic, transphobic, or just a weirdo that wants to cause harm I don't like you don't interact I will block you

My pinterest:

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the girls that get it get it

My number of followers is an angel number. I won. Also tysm for following my blog it means a lot to me. Ily girlies🩷🩷

The vibe I bring to the function:

I bleached and dyed my hair yesterday and it looks pretty good but I can never step foot at my usual hairdresser's again. I'm scared I'm gonna get yelled at. But it's okie cuz I still look pretty for now :)