So A While Ago You Made Headcanons About Kitty-slasher (which Were Super Adorable) And Recently I Was

So a while ago you made headcanons about kitty-slasher (which were super adorable) and recently I was thinking... what would Yautja (is that spelled right?) be like as cats? I imagine they would be the like my cousin's cat; always getting into fights outside the house but extremely cuddly and loveable inside the house. What do you think?

I agree. Yautja already share many behavioral traits with felines. After all, they love to hunt and purr; their society is also centered around strength and survival.

Yautja as a Cat…

● Hierarchy of strength. The alpha gets the best spots–that’s just how it goes. Of course, there are always your other cats trying to test the boundaries. Simply put, your lil’ mate is probably kicking butt on a daily basis. Did another cat lay in their spot? *Sniff sniff, opens jaw* Uh-oh, someone’s getting paw-slapped.

Note: Being a master tactician, they won’t attack right away. Instead, they’ll lull your other cat into a false sense of security before exacting justice.

● Really weird gifts. A dead bird? But of course! Your cat is a master of the hunt–unparalleled in their cunning and stealth. Chest lifted in pride, you’ll get to see some extra smug strutting. I see you’ve found my gift, (Y/N). Indeed, you’re in the presence of the ultimate bringer of death. 

● Super Tough but Secretly Snuggly. Oh, you know your lil’ mate would purr just for you. Fresh from a fight (which you may or may not have broken up), they’ll prance on inside, hopping onto your lap for snuggles.

● Protective. Are you carrying them upstairs? If anyone–human or cat–threatens you, prepare for low growls. Translation: Don’t even think about messing with us!

● Lots of scars. Anyone who looks at your cat is immediately intimidated. Lumber across the room like a miniature puma, their energy screams ‘badass’.

BONUS:

How they act on catnip…

Run away! Eyes as round as saucers, your yautja will attack anything that moves. *Looks at inanimate object* IT MOVED!!! *Launches self at the soon-to-be-destroyed item*

Cloaking practice. “Yautja, I can see you!” No, yautja is hidden–invisible to ooman detection. Yautja is master of hiding. Poke their exposed lower half and enjoy the chaotic death rolls.

Their favorite toy…

Ping pong balls. After all, your little destroyer needs a challenge–something that won’t just submit to death. *Bats ball with paw* Where are you going? You cannot escape your doom!

Their favorite place to sleep…

On your bed. After the introduction of a heated blanket, it’d be their spot. Habitually kneading their claws into the soft fabric, it would quickly become a mess of random tufts.

In trees. Your fluffy tyrant is a skilled climber. “You want outside?” Once you open the door, they’ll make a bee-line for their tree. (Note: They have a specific branch. If any feline uses it, your cat will chase them off.)

Sleep sensitivity…

It depends on the location. In your room with the door closed? They’ll be dead to the world. In a tree? Sleep-balancing. Honestly, they’re a little ninja.

What bothers them…

PDA. Are you outside? No, get away from me! Don’t let the other cats see us together! What if they lost respect for your cat? What if they stopped fearing the claws? The harder you try, the faster your cat will be to dart away. Turn to them? *Leaves* “I was looking for the other cat!”

Level of Clinginess…

Words aren’t needed. You have a silent understanding. While your cat isn’t lap-cat friendly, they’re loyal to you and you alone. Whenever you’re in private, that’s when the snuggling occurs. They also only listen to you. Simply put, your cat is a wild animal that cannot be tamed–unless they hear your voice. Puuuuuuurrrrr.

How they beg for food…

There will be no begging. Your yautja is a master of survival. Food? You mean their prey? Of course, they’d be more than willing to accept treats. But begging? No. They’re just too mighty for that.

I mean he right . . 😳

still mad that the anime hardly let us see Kyojuro's friendships with the other hashira so y'know how Tengen thinks real highly of himself, the cocky bastard? well Kyojuro is the one person Tengen will admit is hotter than him. picture this: Kyo and Tengen are paired up for a mission, they're grabbing lunch on the way, and the waiter gets real flustered taking Kyo's order. the poor guy leaves and Kyo cracks a joke like "I forget how ✨ devastatingly sexy ✨ I am, maybe I should tone it down a bit ;)" and Tengen snarks back "yea sheesh leave some flashiness for the rest of us." then he gives Kyo a real, genuine grin and Kyo laughs and pats Tengen's shoulder, "aw bro, thank you, that means a lot <3"

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(ignore my cheap mimikyu cosplay)

tfw u have 13 kids

When people don't comment I feel like it was bad. Like hey I spent almost a week on this. With school kicking my butt and home life. I sometime think I deserve a like and or comment 😤😤

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Michael: MC? Can you check if my heart's still beating?

MC: ...

MC: Probably. Because you're standing in front of me talking nonsense.

Michael: Come on now. Be a good human and cooperate.

MC: *sigh* *touches the left side of his chest*

MC: It's beating.

Michael: Good. My love for you has never unwavered.

MC: ...

MC: You know what, Michael? You should stop doing drugs.

Michael: What?

Raphael and Simeon: *cackling*