I Hate Joining Fandoms Late Cause Its Just Spoilers And Everyones Moved On From The Trauma And Im Still

i hate joining fandoms late cause its just spoilers and everyones moved on from the trauma and im still here grrrr

ur so right about everything and u must rewrite the entire manga based around this immediatley no buts if or maybes 🫶🫶🥳🤍 plz n thank. you !!!

Super SFW, Think Gojo would have died if Megumi ever called him dad

He'd super die if any of his students called him that, tbf Yuji and Yuta strike me as the two who'd likely call him that by accident

I always envision that Megumi calling Gojo Dad would be one of those blink-and-you-miss-it situations, where Gojo almost thinks he misheard him. Megumi’s quieter, after all, softer-spoken, so it’s just as likely that he called him “dolt” or “daft.” And it’s because of that that Gojo almost lets it slide.

But Yuuji doesn’t. Yuuji heard Megumi clear as day, and is QUICK to repeat it as loud as fucking possible — “Did you just call Gojo-sensei ‘Dad’?”

And of course, the second Nobara catches wind of this, she jumps right the fuck in, and soon, everyone is crooning about how Megumi called Gojo “Dad.”

Meanwhile, Gojo, for once in his life, is speechless; he’s just staring, open-mouthed at Megumi who looks like he has resigned from this world.

And then, Gojo is giddy. For as long as he lives, he will never let Megumi forget that he slipped up and referred to him as his Dad. Like it’s just a constant barrage of “listen to your father,” and “as your father, I think ___,” or his personal favorite (and Megumi’s 13th reason), “you need to ask Daddy’s permission, Megumi!”

Inwardly, Gojo is both soft as a marshmallow that Megumi might see him as fatherly at all, but also horrified because all he thinks about is who Megumi’s real Dad is, and those are flashbacks he doesn’t want at ALL).

On the other hand, I envision both Yuuta and Yuuji having a Freudian slip and calling Gojo “Dad” — a la Jake Peralta in Brooklyn 99. Both are quick to deny it at first, but neither can talk their way out of it, and so, they lean into it.

Gojo’s ego is inflated about 500% that his students might view him as parental (even if, truthfully, that thought both breaks his heart and terrifies him a bit).

THATS IT IM FUCKING DONE WITH TWITTER

WHAT THE FUCK IS TOJI DOING WHOS THIS GRANNY WHY DID HE TURN BACK TO HIMSELF IS HE RESURRECTED IS THERE GONNA BE A MEGUMI VS TOJI FAMILY FIGHT FUCK SALE GOJO COME BACK WE NEEED YOUUUU MEGUMI NEEDS HIS REAL DAD WHAT THE FUCCCKKKK THEY GOT IJICHI AND GOJO AND INUMK AND TOJI GOT GRANNY IM SO SCARED NOBODYS SAFE WHAT THE HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL 💔💔

im ok i swear

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oh well ill just live delusionally through tumblr n ao3 fanfics 😊😊😊

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