I Have Too,I Haven't Wrote In A Month!

I have too,I haven't wrote in a month!

My fortune cookie wants me to write fanfic

Wishing for something I love~🍀🐍🌺

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

I wasn't tagged but ima do this any way

Patton and roman-

Virgil and Logan-

Imma tag @tobashiarg-blog-archive @sky-high-au @seasonal-shifts-au-fanartfunart @blood-guts-and-gore-au @lefaystrent @logicality-vs-prinxiety

New game

Describe the Sides using only pictures you can find in your phone then tag five more people to do it. I’ll go first

Patton

Logan

Roman

Virgil

Deceit

Ok but like would the others do stuff for each other too? Or??? Cuz that would cute !

I need Patton thinking they’re all married

I mean the mistaken dating trope is nice but hOOOOLLYY THIS WOULD JUST…humor me for a moment

Patton being legitimately confused about having to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth because he always tries to tell the truth 

He honestly thinks it was an mind palace courthouse wedding and they just skipped the ceremony and reception for Virgil and Logan

Because Virgil thinks it’s all pageantry and Logan doesn’t understand the need to celebrate when time could be put to a more productive use.

But Patton waking up extra early to make sure breakfast is perfect because he wants his husbands to be extra proud of the work he put into their meals

And he gets more affectionate with them in their own ways

For Logan it’s sitting quietly next to him and leaning on his shoulder and trying to listen but somehow always needing to ask a question and just getting to be close to Logan

With Virgil it’s hand holding and light cuddling when the mood is right

For Roman it just escalates to more hand holding and kisses on the cheek instead of the forehead and sitting in each other’s lap and being generally over the top cutesy about it

But none of the others seem to notice they just think Patton is really happy they got that wedding-callback thing settled without anyone getting too hurt

And Deceit does pop up a few times to raid the pantry for some pop-tarts, but Patton figured his strange and distant snake husband deserved some 3 AM waffles

And this goes on for WEEKS and nobody notices until Patton asks to kiss one of them or calls them a pun inspired nickname that relates to the relationship and everyone is just in shock over three things

1. Patton literally thought they were married and they didn’t pick up on it because of how sweet and observant he was to their individual needs and comfort zones

2. Deceit is apparently “married” to them too

3. None of them have the guts to break it to Patton that it wasn’t an official wedding it was taking an OATH

I need to think of more but this is just something I need

@bumble-bitch-sanders

I'm sure I'm at the right blog,this post is proof (alsoyournsmebutthatdoesntmatterrn)

That and your other wonderful posts/reblogs.

To the anons asking me about my gender, it doesn’t concern you unless you’re on your pretty little hands and knees begging for me

That's some amazing math but it's wasted as many people will join the skeletons and many people will have to fight not just the skeletons you would have fought but you as well so everyone would be fighting at least 29 skeletons,they won't win.

the total number of humans ever to have lived is around 108 billion. the total number of people alive today is around 7.8 billion. that means there’s almost 14 skeletons per every living human.

do you think you can destroy 14 skeletons? what about your grandpa can HE destroy 14 skeletons? what about an INFANT CHILD? what kind of BABY can take on

14 WHOLE SKELETONS

what im saying here is that when the skeleton war happens some poor fool is gonna be fighting 15 skeletons because i’m stripping off my flesh onesie and joining the winning side.