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About the +50 years deal with the Devil:

late 1972 is when Naked and Dead takes place, the comic Medic made this deal:

Guys, Medic has 5 more years to live.

You have no idea how hard this made me laugh

Who took the picture? How did they get it? How did they convince Steve to let it happen? Was it for a before-after shot? If so, did they get a picture of tiny Steve, too?

Photographer, focusing only on That Dick (TM): oh yea it’s for science

Do you think the size of Steve’s dick is on record and do you think Tony looked at it out of thirst like the job he is before they met

all the avengers at the breakfast table teasing steve by making wild guesses abt his dick size and then Tony walks in half-asleep an non-caffeinated and says ‘ it’s 9.15 inches, now shut up and give me pancakes’ and the whole room just goes dead fucking silent

That's some amazing math but it's wasted as many people will join the skeletons and many people will have to fight not just the skeletons you would have fought but you as well so everyone would be fighting at least 29 skeletons,they won't win.

the total number of humans ever to have lived is around 108 billion. the total number of people alive today is around 7.8 billion. that means there’s almost 14 skeletons per every living human.

do you think you can destroy 14 skeletons? what about your grandpa can HE destroy 14 skeletons? what about an INFANT CHILD? what kind of BABY can take on

14 WHOLE SKELETONS

what im saying here is that when the skeleton war happens some poor fool is gonna be fighting 15 skeletons because i’m stripping off my flesh onesie and joining the winning side.