Commit To The Bit, Make Mammon A Mother.

Commit to the bit, make Mammon a mother.

ok

your actions have consequences comrade 🫡

seeing the silly solomon posts got me like... i gotta add him to the polycule. the polycule of me, lucifer, and barbatos. it'll be so funny

they will both leave you. (unless Solomon is the eighth person to be added to the polycule, in barbatos’ case)

absolutely loving that #2 post that shows up on mobile for your blog is the baby text message meme

anwyays that made me think about how they’re literally demons they could probably shapeshift or whatever. you know where this is going, i give you the crayons to finish this

I HATE THIS WHY WOUDL YOU TELE ME THAT 💔💔

i refuse to elaborate on that im going tocry

I HAVE FICS I HAVE INCORRECT QUOTES I EVEN HAVE THAT ONE SMAU

WHY IS THIS TGE THING THAT STICKS

IM ACTUALLY GOING TO PISS MYSELF THIS IS SO FUNNY

also

and

they’re literally a divorced married couple ur honor

I absolutely agree tho😔

Impregnate that man

is this my legacy now. am i the mammon mpreg bitch on tumblr dot com. is it too late to repent.

(i need to have him whimpering and crying underneath me.)

satan’s just a little creature to me.