Goat Fight. Non-negotiable.

goat fight. non-negotiable.

headcanon that in the early days of tcw Cody and Obi-Wan got trapped somewhere for a while waiting for a rescue and after a while they start getting hungry and Obi-Wan just whips out one of these bad boys like

“Not to worry Cody! I have these! I used to survive on them for weeks I was a Padawan.”

and Cody’s just, stares blankly. “…I understand everything Seventeen said about you now.”

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We don’t talk about Leia killing Jabba enough. Her grandmother and father were born into slavery. Her blood was that of the desert sand and the shackles of bondage. Leia was never more a Skywalker than the day she strangled her slave master with the very chains he used to bind her. The daughter of Anakin Skywalker was the one who killed Tatooine’s most notorious slaver, and I find that really beautiful.

Would it be possible to request an Obey Me x Castlevania thing - if you use the animated series or the games, with a vampire (lady or gn - whatever you like.) from Camilla and Lenore's Council of Sisters? Either as the MC or not - whatever you'd like! I imagine perpetual night in the Devildom would be lovely and demon blood would probably be edible.

Maybe with Belphie - because I imagine him mistaking a vampire for a human + lesson 16 would be hilarious in hindsight. Maybe Satan and Lucifer too? Or whoever you'd like.

Thank you.

Hello dear anonymous, how are you? I apologize for the delay in my response. The message got stuck in my inbox, and when it finally went through, I was already distracted with other things. But now, responding to your request... 🐮 Belphie: -The youngest and perhaps the most whimsical of the brothers, always had a special affinity for sleep and dreams. -Upon discovering that MC is a vampire, he would be intrigued, seeing her as an enigma to be unraveled during his long hours of rest. "You don't sleep, right? Does that mean you never dream?" he would ask, genuinely curious about what it would be like to exist without dreams. -Also saw the irony in having tried to suffocate someone who was already dead, and it became an inside joke between them. "So, you were already dead when I tried to kill you? What a waste of a good strangulation," he would joke, with a lazy smile. - He might even suggest a lazy pact: "If you promise not to bite me, I promise not to strangle you again. Deal?" Belphie saw MC as an intriguing companion, someone who brought a touch of mystery to his world of drowsiness.

🦄🔥Satan: -The avatar of Wrath and lover of all things literary, was fascinated by the discovery of MC's true nature. -He saw her as a living library of hidden knowledge and ancient stories. "You must have seen empires fall and eras change," he said, eager to learn about history from the perspective of someone who actually lived it. -However, upon realizing that Lucifer had been mistaken about MC's true nature, he couldn't help but be amused by the situation. "So, Lucifer, the 'human' you chose isn't so human after all," he teased with a mischievous smile. -Satan used this opportunity to provoke his brother, highlighting Lucifer's error in judgment. -Beyond appreciating the irony of the situation, Satan was intrigued by the new vampiric ruler, Alucard, whose capabilities were as mysterious as they were impressive. -He saw MC as a valuable ally and an infinite source of knowledge, but also as a way to keep things interesting by playing with the situation.

🦚 Lucifer: -The proud and powerful leader of the brothers, reacted with a mixture of outrage and strategic interest upon discovering that MC was a vampire from the Council of Sisters. -The pride he had for his own race made it difficult to accept that the human he had chosen was not so human after all. "A vampire under my roof," he pondered with a hint of irritation, "this certainly adds a new layer to Devildom politics." He respected MC for her vampiric nature and the power she represented, but was very aware of the political and social implications of this discovery. -Lucifer sought to establish a diplomatic relationship with her, ensuring that her presence was beneficial for both sides. "Your experience will be valuable here," he said, "and I hope you find Devildom as… stimulating as your own domain." -Lucifer was aware of the tensions between vampires and demons of lust, especially under the mysterious and capable reign of Alucard. - He knew that vampires were a reserved group and that any alliance would require a delicate balance. "We demons value loyalty and order. I hope you do too," he stated, extending a hand as a sign of alliance and respect, while reflecting on how to maintain control of the situation and deal with Satan's provocations.

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