I Thought Things In The US Were Cheaper?

I thought things in the US were cheaper?

sorry 😅 , if that's the case, whatever is more affordable should do the trick

What should I have for dinner tomorrow (so I know how to prepare the chicken tonight)?

Italian dressing chicken and brussels sprouts

Provolone/asparagus stuffed chicken with paprika

Strawberry and honey crepes (no prep necessary)

Gym.

Mc: you know Y/o I'm glad you're accompanying Beel at the gym!

Mc: with so much going on I feel like I'm neglecting him a little bit.

S/o stares at Mc*

Mc scratches the back of his head shyly: err... although he is not a fan of working out and such....

Mc waves his hands trying to appease his friend: It's not for nothing! it's just that Beel can be pretty intense.

Mc: Anyway I'm glad you decided to be his friend.

Y/o crosses her arms leaning against the wall in a typical pose*

Yes, I am

S/o speaks casually: you can come if you want

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At the gym*

Beel sweaty in a workout outfit doing barbell squats.*

S/o slightly sweaty sipping the water with eyes half closed, strategically close to the Leg Extension machine that is behind the ignorant demon, watching the delicious lunch from under the eyelashes*.

MC looking at S/o with heavy eyes realizing the real reason her friend approached the gluttony avatar.

MC communicating telepathically/with a bitch look at S/o: seriously?

S/o feeling the look, look at mc and reply in the same can: You can't judge

The game

* Angels presentation scenario. Luke😠 :........I am NOT a chihuahua i'm an angel!

S/O looks at the little boy and says in a monotone :....chibi-chan

Mc mentally facepalm*

Men:...

Luke😤 : I'm not a chibi!

S/o teases, still in a monotone:...Small and cute, chibi-chan

Luke: stop it I'm not a chibi! I'm older than you

S/o stares :.....

S/o: I'll stop this if you answer my question

Luke:?!

MC:!

S/o: if you answer correctly I'll stop calling him chibi, instead I'll call him luke-san...

MC:!!

S/o: but if you make a mistake, I'll keep calling you chibi and you'll have to call me One-san.

Simeon: lu-

Luke: done

Y/o: It's a deal then....

Y/o: what is the result of the combination of 2 numbers of 2?

men: .....

Luke 😡: What kind of question is that! I look like a child to you!! of course 2+2 = 4!

Y/o: wrong...

Luke:!!

Y/o: I never hinted that the question was a math question....

Luke:!!!

Diavolo: But s/o..vc asked the result of the combination of 2 numbers of 2.

Y/o: yes ..... but I never asked the sum of 2 numbers of 2 but their combination.

Y/o:...Luke you got the question wrong and now you have to buy it with a combination...

Luke: That's cheating! You can't do that!...

Luke: I refuse to do that!.

Y/O: I thought the angels kept their promise......

Y/o: looks like I'm wrong.....

Luke: we buy when we are not deceived-...

Simeon: now...now luke, a promise is a promise we can't go against our word.

Mc sighs* : Y/o he's already spent 1 attempts and if I remember well, two more, how much time does he have to answer before he loses?

Y/o: 3 weeks.

Luke: Wait, do you have any other chances?

MC: you agreed before even asking about the rules of the game.

Lucifer: game?

Mc:Y/o holds a question and answer game from time to time with 3 fixed rules....

Mc: each party must follow these rules, and act in accordance with the commitment provided...

Diavolo: Sounds like fun....

Mc: Not so much, it's common for her to actually do that....

Mc: she doesn't play/challenge anyone if she's not absolutely sure that the result is according to what she intends...

Mc: ....you should have paid attention in the context of the luke question...

Diavolo gets excited :seriously?! I would like to play....

and keeps looking in the direction of S/o:.... this game then S/o ??....

Empty space*

Luke: where's S/O?

Barbatos: I think it went to class as the bell is about to start

With these words the bell rings*

my inner Beel says to eat all this and have ice cream for dessert

What should I have for dinner tomorrow (so I know how to prepare the chicken tonight)?

Italian dressing chicken and brussels sprouts

Provolone/asparagus stuffed chicken with paprika

Strawberry and honey crepes (no prep necessary)

that's why i love him so much he is the most human of the brothers, among all the brothers he is the only one that is the least toxic, you can always count on your natural instincts not to damage your treasure😘. but remember beware of the "quiet".

although he is sweet and braggart, we have to be careful because if he stays quiet and because something is very wrong and the shit is about to hit the fan, when that happens we must be careful not to fall into the crossfire or worse make him lower the guard because we are in the danger zone.

Angels theory time! The Secrets of Devildom: Demons of Greed. (Part 1)

Anyone who has read the 7 Og theory and the cycle of life (thanks @sparkbeast20 for the cooperation) knows that there are many holes in annon and that many of the facts that occurred in annon are not explained and/or left implicit without any context. But before starting this moment of theory, I ask that you, dear reader, keep your mind open for this moment, and in case you want to point out any flaws, or I'm forgetting something, remember that this is just a theory post and I won't be upset if you want to add something within this conversation, I just ask you to reblog and tag me so we can exchange theories on the subject.

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We know that in the first few lessons lucifer chooses mammon as our guardian even though he and the others explicitly say what a scoundrel he is, which initially is something out of context since according to him he gives the notion that he cares deeply about the program, so why would he choose from all the brothers the one who is most hated?

Further on, there is a situation in which he (lucifer) says that mammon is the one he trusts the most, in addition, we realize during the game that even though mammon is the one who most falls into his sin he is the only demon among his brothers that worries about mc since the beginning of the game.

Even though he threatens and claims mammon is the only one of the brothers who maintains control over the human even if he is not close to it.

Why this? because he is his human!

Okay before you start cursing me and objecting to this thing a little bit, remember my conversation with Spark about the 7 Ogs, remember I said that the previous greed avatar was protective of its people?

Well, it was no secret that the demons of greed are terr protectors and excellent guardians of their precious things they do this so much it became the primordial instinct of this demonic class, knowing that lucifer delivered the human to the avatar of greed because he was relying on his instinct to keep his precious one safe, yeah he was right the first moment he saw the human he started to bully (*cough court*cough) the same he (lucifer) just needed a touch final to remind mammon of the consequences of his failure (punch scene).

ok before you tell me that he was not a great guardian at first because he left mc with Levi, you must remember that mammon knew his brothers and their character and knew that the same (Levi) would not kill the human, in fact, he was relying on the idea of psychological terror to put the human on the line because he despises all his brothers and he knows about the nature of humans and understands how curious and stubborn we are.

So what's the best way to keep a little human in line so he doesn't end up killing himself for some stupid reason? put the said human in contact with a hostile demon (nerd) whose anger can easily be deterred.

Bonus if the said human is as nerdy as the demon, then he doesn't have to worry 24/7 that the human will die around the corner since the Demonerd will try to protect his little human friend.

With that in mind, everyone wins, and if something goes wrong he can just show up and save the day, since he's secretly spying on the human and I'll talk about that in part 2, making the human realize that he was the only one there. save it and keep it close to it.

He is not a saint ok, mammon is a demon of greed, this class is also very good at manipulating and knows how to find flaws in contracts/commands, lucifer ordered him to watch over the human's life, not his sanity.

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