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Do You Still Do Requests? If So, A Story Written Loosely On The Song Peach Scones By Hobo Johnson Would

Do you still do requests? If so, a story written loosely on the song Peach Scones by Hobo Johnson would be cute. Also a disclaimer, in the song hes about to tell her he loves her and hes like "i love.... scones" because he gets too scared so he covers it up by saying scones, he's not just writing a love song about scones

Hey sweetheart! I hope you enjoy, it’s very loosely based off the song, but it was very fun to write! I truly hope you enjoy! Let me know! 

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Words: 1,662

This has officially been made into a series!

Part 2 | Peach Scone - Masterlist

“The usual?”

“Yeah, and a peach scone, please,” Bucky inquired, looking around in the café, trying to appear nonchalant but the way the barista rolled her eyes at him told him what a poor job he was doing.

“She’s not here yet,” she said, offering Bucky a small smile, and the former Winter Soldier let go of a breath he hadn’t realized he had been holding.

It was getting ridiculous at this point. Bucky had about zero amount control when it came to you. His brain would completely short circuit, throw him for a loop and even if he had every intention on acting like a rational human being, that was quickly thrown out of the window the second you stepped into his line of vision.

Bucky had met you a year ago courtesy of Natasha. Back then, the redhead had assured Bucky it wasn’t a setup, simply just meeting a friend and he had believed her. It had never intended to be a setup, never. All of that happened at its own accord when you walked into the bar and merely looked his way. It had been as if someone recited the trigger words to him all over again, throwing his brain to a complete halt, his muscles stiffening in an instant, awaiting order on what he was supposed to do because he didn’t know. and to him, it felt awful a lot like a trap. 

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