Y/N: What Can I Get You That Will Make You Feel Better?

Y/N: What can I get you that will make you feel better?

Trollex, very sick: Ice cream...

Y/N: You're lactose intolerant. It will literally only make you feel worse.

Trollex: I know but like... Emotionally.

Hey @life. I know you hate me. But pls have mercy :)

Okay yeh but like; Lucifer with one(or more) of these tho

These are duck hairclips that have been really trendy over here in the Philippines and honestly, I just think of him when I see these

Angst/humor fic idea, if you need a prompt:

Bruce finds out the hard way which of his kids is okay with the 'unadoption' joke threats he makes when they annoy or stress him out. "Why did I adopt you?"..."I still have your adoption certificate. I wonder if the orphanage accepts returns?"..."I knew I should have left you on that street corner where I found you."

Dick fires back with twice as much sass, sometimes rolling his eyes and flipping off Bruce when he gets older.

Young!Jason looks so scared the first time he hears one, and Bruce never jokes about it again. Adult!Jason makes jokes about unadopting himself.

Tim is far too tired to register that it was a joke and gets quiet and avoids Bruce completely for the rest of the week until Bruce realizes what he did wrong and tracks his son down. They talk and Bruce never implies regretting to adopt Tim again.

Cass laughs along with him before pulling out her adoption certificate from her pocket and grinning, scaring him. His kids's adoption paperwork was all stored in a hidden, impenetrable, designed-by-Batman safe. Laughter fades and she just whispers "You'll never be rid of me."

Bruce- Maybe Talia wants you back.

Damian, not even phased- And maybe Alfred would have rather been working for a doctor than a clown-hating, nocturnal, combat furry, but I guess we're both out here disappointing our parents.

I pray to the tumblr gods and geniuses, Athenq, Odin, God, Jesus, any and all other higher beings that may help me to please allow me to not have less than an 87% for most prefferably all of my exams. Thank you

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