So Far, Summer Vacation Can Be Split Into 6 Sections

So far, Summer Vacation can be split into 6 sections

Fuck yea, Summer!!

Eternity

Back To School commercials start

Eternity Pt. 2 electric boogaloo

Oh fuck, we have school next week wtf

Actually doing summer work

A Goose Cat, surely this is the highest form of bastardness

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

Nvm I got some. Y’all can keep going

Hey can some of you leave some bots for me please? I wanna hunt the toaster’s shittier cousins

They want the ringworm pukicho

LEAVE ME ALONE

Does anyone else have the sudden, episodic urge to kill god with nothing but a crowbar while in an adult-sized onesie, or is that just me?

You ever just swap a person’s initials just for fun?

Examples: Nichard Rixon, Weorge Gashington, Dohny Jepp, etc.