Got Bored In English Because The Teacher Sucks Ass

Got bored in English because the teacher sucks ass

I don’t remember what they described this scene as because I haven’t read it in a bit but here’s what I’m imagining

HE STOPPED PRESSING BUTTONS

Confident in drawing Hunkyhair now because there’s no way it could look weirder than the Unraveled cover 🫶🫶

give sophie a gun in book 10

brown works so hard and does so much and everyone is so mean to her. coffee chocolate hair leather tea wood eyes broth a warm coat autumn leaves caramelized onions the crust on a loaf of bread. all things good and warm and kind are brown. bitch!

Another thought entered my brain

So in the real life human world we have a birth defect thing called Stahl‘s Ears, which, if you don’t know, basically gives a child elf ears. I have a silly kotlc theory that shouldn’t be taken seriously but is interesting.

Atlantis. Pre human-elf fallout. There’s gotta be a few half human half elf babies, right? Sure, we don’t know how elves reproduce, because ages 8-12 and all that, but it’s gotta be at least really really close to how human reproduction works because otherwise doctors would’ve found something weird about Sophie when she was born.

So hypothetically theoretically human-elf hybrid babies could exist.

Which MEANS that maybe Stahl‘s Ears could be a genetic mutation passed down from ancient ANCIENT times when humans and elves could be together. Maybe we’ve got 0.04% elvin babies out here with genetic mutation elf ears.

Anyway like I said it’s unserious but yeah

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

A KOTLC GENETIC MUTATION HUMAN ELF HYBRID THEORY!

shannon can't say it for propriety reasons but I know in my heart of hearts keefe would do weed in the school bathrooms