Updated To Include AO3 Handle :)

Updated to include AO3 handle :)

Ah OK I'm nervous about self-promo, but here goes nothing. If you enjoy my work then you can find me on AO3 under the handle WeasleyKitten01. I currently have on offer:

A long-form Perciver fic (from 6th year through to after the war so very angsty in places) [WIP] - I just wrote chapter 27 for this and hoo-ee let me tell you, it's gonna take me some time to get over that one

An A/B/O AU Wolfstar fic [WIP] - NSFW and fluffy

An angsty Hogwarts era Wolfstar fic [WIP] - some angst, heck-tone of NSFW

A Rosekiller 2-parter [complete] - just pure filth

A Hogwarts years Starchaser fic [unposted WIP] - coming soon to a phone screen near you

All of the above are rated E and all of the Marauders Era ones are no Voldy AUs, just to make you aware. I also have a smutty coming-out Dron fic on an old Fanfiction account that I'm considering re-writing on AO3, if this is something you'd like to see then hmu.

Anyways, thanks 😊

3am in the Slytherin Dorm:

Barty: *whispering* Rosie

Evan:

Barty: *louder whispering* Oi, Rosie

Evan:

Barty: *straight up just talking* Rosie Posie, rosiest apple of my eye, my rose that by any other name would smell as sweet, oh Rosie my -

Regulus: *irritable and groggy* Merlin and Morganna both, Rosier, put me out of my misery before I do it for all of us and answer him

Evan: *completely awake* What, Bat?

Barty: Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Evan:

Regulus:

Barty:

Evan: This is your fault for encouraging him to read, Black.

3am in the Slytherin Dorm:

Barty: *whispering* Rosie

Evan:

Barty: *louder whispering* Oi, Rosie

Evan:

Barty: *straight up just talking* Rosie Posie, rosiest apple of my eye, my rose that by any other name would smell as sweet, oh Rosie my -

Regulus: *irritable and groggy* Merlin and Morganna both, Rosier, put me out of my misery before I do it for all of us and answer him

Evan: *completely awake* What, Bat?

Barty: Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Evan:

Regulus:

Barty:

Evan: This is your fault for encouraging him to read, Black.

A Boring Afternoon in the Library:

James: *whispering* Remus

Remus: *studying*

James: *more insistent whispershouting* Hey, Moony!

Remus: *sighing, not looking up* What, James?

James: Hold my hand

Remus: *finally looking up, suspicious* What's your angle?

James: *smirking, jerks his chin at Sirius and Regulus across the table from them, studying quietly*

Remus: *lips twitching* Really? You're that desperate?

James: *holding his hand out* Help a pal out, Moony

Remus: *rolling his eyes to hide his love of mischief as he takes James' hand* You owe me a new quill

James: *twining their fingers together and grinning* Deal

Two minutes later

Sirius: What the FUCK?!

Regulus: *already on his feet* Honestly, James, there are easier ways to get my attention

James: *not sorry at all* Sorry, Baby

Regulus: *rolling his eyes and walking away* Well, come along. We might as well head to my room, seeing as I won't be able to concentrate over Sirius' embarrassing display

Sirius: *oblivious to the insults being slung at him* Why, Moony?! Why would you do this to me? I love you, and you're just going around holding other boys' hands?! Just rip my heart right out, why don't you? Moony I'm in pain herE wHy ArE yOu LaUgHiNg

Ah OK I'm nervous about self-promo, but here goes nothing. If you enjoy my work then you can find me on AO3 under the handle WeasleyKitten01. I currently have on offer:

A long-form Perciver fic (from 6th year through to after the war so very angsty in places) [complete] - I think I left my heart with them ...

An A/B/O AU Wolfstar fic [complete] - part one of the Save Me series, NSFW and fluffy

An A/B/O AU Jegulus fic [WIP] - part two of the Save Me series, a little more slow burn than part one but I swear it'll be worth it

An angsty Hogwarts era Wolfstar fic [WIP/half abandoned] - some angst, heck-tone of NSFW

A Rosekiller 2-parter [complete] - just pure filth

A Hogwarts years Starchaser fic [complete] - also NSFW, ambiguous anatomy language use for Reggie

All of the above are rated E and all of the Marauders Era ones are no Voldy AUs, just to make you aware. I also have a smutty coming-out Dron fic on an old Fanfiction account that I'm considering re-writing on AO3, if this is something you'd like to see then hmu.

Anyways, thanks 😊

Do I think that the Marauders fandom twinkifies Sirius Black? Not necessarily.

Do I think that Sirius had grace and poise drilled into him from a young age, so much so that it was a state of being that he had to constantly fight against but would still show itself when he wasn't paying attention? 100%.

Do I think that Remus was a tall, lanky ass mf at like 6 ft 4, so he just naturally towered over literally everyone, including all of Sirius' 5 ft 10 and a half inches? Abso-fuckin'-lutely.

Do I think that anyone who ever came across Sirius was absolutely terrified of the leather-jacket-wearing, motorbike-riding, rock-music-listening, crazy-grin-giving badass that he portrayed himself as, until they'd known him for more than 5 minutes and realised that he was actually fiercely loyal and passionate about everyone he classed as a friend? I will die on that hill.

Do also I think that Sirius would unthinkingly drop to his knees with his tongue hanging out the second Remus told him to 'be a good boy and beg'? With my whole damn soul.