There Is Something That Immediately Bugged Me About The Scene In HSR Where We First Meet March And Dan

There is something that immediately bugged me about the scene in HSR where we first meet March and Dan Heng.

First, someone mentions (I don’t remember who) that we are still breathing, but barely. And they immediately jump to CPR. Like… no?! If the person is breathing, you don’t start chest compressions unless you want the person to need CPR (read here: to stop breathing). There is a huge difference between ‘no breathing’ and ‘barely breathing’.

Second, either Dan Heng does chest compressions real fast or he didn’t do them at all. He just leaned in to give us breath?? That’s not how this works buddy! How is the air going to go anywhere if the heart isn’t pumping to send it anywhere?

Third, I was on the verge of hysterics when I found out we were sitting. You can’t do CPR on a sitting person! How are you going to do chest compressions? Even the breaths you need to give, you need to bring the head back to free the airways.

Lastly, Mister Know-it-all comes around, five minutes later, and says he doesn’t know how to fix THIS specific elevator. Meaning he knows how to fix other elevators. Otherwise, he would have just said that he doesn’t know how to fix elevators in general. He spends his days and nights in the archives, researching things, but never, in the history of being a member of the Express and going on sometimes life threatening missions, did he ever learn about CPR?!

Yeah sure my guy… whatever you say…😒

I know you just wanted to kiss the hot new guy in town. I’m onto you Dan Heng!

I’m onto you…

Writing ideas

So there’s this thing (I don’t know if it’s new but I only learned about it recently) that, if you take a passed away loved one’s (human or pet) ashes, you can take them to a specialised place to turn them into a diamond. You know, since we’re made of carbon and diamonds are also made of carbon and yada yada

Well, with this, I just thought of something! What if there is a guy (or girl or person) who has SO MANY diamond jewellery. Necklaces, rings, bracelets and so on and so forth. You name it. But, turns out that these diamonds were not found in the ground. He is just a maniac serial killer who burns his victims and turns them into diamonds.

So the guy just wears his victims like a trophy or something!

I thought that was a great idea, but I can’t write to save myself so… it’s probably just going to end like that… an idea

Help!😭 When I first saw Jiaoqiu, I was so convinced it was Jing Yuan and then I saw the ears and I was SO confused. Why does he low-key look like Jing Yuan in another font??

not gonna lie I’m still gonna pull for him tho

I like to read a lot, but I don’t have as much time as I would want because of life. So I was wondering about audio books which would let me listen to stories while I do my other things. I have never tried it before and was wondering if anyone had a recommendation for a good book to listen to? Anyhow, thanks in advance to anyone who answers

I’m about to go deep inside some wild theories so be ready.

Also, it goes without saying but there will be spoilers about Genshin.

So!

Let’s say you chose Lumine, because why not. You’re finishing the Liyue chapter and you are fighting against the Abyss herald with Dainsleif. Suddenly, when you think you won, your long lost brother, Aether, appears out of nowhere and tells you that you are fighting the wrong fight. He had done his travels and had seen Teyvat. He knew what was right and we needed to finish our journey to understand.

So, what if! What if Aether is not actually our Aether. What if he was from another universe and, when he says he did his travels, he means as if he was the MC (so if you choose Aether at the beginning of the game). The same thing happened. He travelled Teyvat, met the Archons, fought the Devine lady who split the twins apart and yada yada. And, what if, in the end, he ends up discovering that his sister is dead.

Wether it be by the Devine principle’s hands or not doesn’t matter because the result is the same. He is convinced that, had they not been separated, she would have lived and he looses it.

He finds a way to travel to another universe. One where Lumine is still alive and well. And he joins the fight against Celestia because of what happened to his Lumine.

He wants to do things rights this time and save her (us). This would also mean that our Aether is already dead or will be. But by the time we find him, he will be long gone.

Multiverse type of thing!

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