I Had A Vision - Tumblr Posts
November 1st
Ruby: good morning clanc-
Clancy: GET UP REDFORT, YOU NEED TO LEARN THE JINGLE BELL ROCK CHOREOGRAPHY THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE I HAVE TO SHINE! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Ruby: but its only november
Clancy: I said mERRY CHRISTMAS
Y'ALL HEAR ME OUT I HAD A VISION 😨😨
Man boobs 😍😍😍
Please don't ban me for this but these men have got big ass tits 😨😨 (I love it)
"Barb have you been with a woman before?"
"No.."
LIAR. THIS WOMAN KISSES GIRLS. GIRL KISSER 😡😡
Weezer except it’s the emotions that mostly control me
Writing ideas
So there’s this thing (I don’t know if it’s new but I only learned about it recently) that, if you take a passed away loved one’s (human or pet) ashes, you can take them to a specialised place to turn them into a diamond. You know, since we’re made of carbon and diamonds are also made of carbon and yada yada
Well, with this, I just thought of something! What if there is a guy (or girl or person) who has SO MANY diamond jewellery. Necklaces, rings, bracelets and so on and so forth. You name it. But, turns out that these diamonds were not found in the ground. He is just a maniac serial killer who burns his victims and turns them into diamonds.
So the guy just wears his victims like a trophy or something!
I thought that was a great idea, but I can’t write to save myself so… it’s probably just going to end like that… an idea
Pov: you piss off Mr. Compress (or whatever)