Goddammit My Mutuals Have Great Tastes U'all.

goddammit my mutuals have great tastes u'all.

i read a gumball fanfic, it's actually my first ever fanfic and i was 8.

wattpad was my childhood sweetheart.

my brother said apollo in 'song of achilles' is a homophobe and he hated him. then he reread trials of apollo series for like, a way to cope with patrochilles or smth and after that, he and me had a conversation about if both of us had immortality and invincibility (gods stuff)

like how we would be permanent and forever. but then we wouldn't know death, we wouldn't afraid about being hurted and we wouldn't care. we would be here for too long and then we would do stupid shits like apollo did and sometimes we wouldn't care about everything. how we wouldn't always keep our morals, keep our loves, trusts, how we absolutely would change and change and everything would always be different whether we want it or not.

like, he doesn't understand why but he's starting to think about it, why would apollo mess with mortals, throw patroclus off just to spite him, for he will never save helen, for he will lose, he will die. why tho, why are gods so exasperating, so proud, why are they so interesting with humans, wars should never be interested with and nobody should even think about it in the first place. its cruel, gods are cruel, gods are assholes, he said.

but if he is a god, he would do that, he would interested in people's businesses, in normal living being's businesses, how could he not, he would live forever, he could kill a guy and people would notice it but then what? they would be far gone compared to him, they would forget it, they wouldn't dare to mess with him, if they did, he could literally wipe them out from existence and make it the third or millennial's ago disaster and eventually, people would believe it

even if achilles defeated a god, he's still a human, he's still succumbed to madness bc of his lover's death, and it's beautiful like that, it will end. gods can not experience it, they wished to be achilles, to have a love life, an actual love life that even though it ends tragically, it starts like magic.

so when my little brother reread rick's books he's very conflicted about the truth about gods. immortality and invincibility are scary, what's the great in that, in the end, it's just something far too gods-like, and you know how're gods. and not to mention, if humans have go and choose one of those, whether to be the strongest or live the longest, they will go insane, he couldn't even bet on that, they're facts.

so he pitied the demigods and conflicted about other gods in rick's books greatly, rick portrayed the characters, developments and world-buildings so well. mixes it with the song of achilles and he will literally going to become an atheist.

so he asked me if things would be different when gods didn't meddling with mortals or anything in particular or never existed at all, how would that be? and i said everything would be normal and depressed, even worse if not the worst and patrochilles would never happen and there wouldn't be percy jackson at all and it would be peter johnson for real and people would overly analyze some random guy in his weird imagination or smth and then my brother ugly cried

UPDATE: the person didn’t really make an algorithm, however that doesn’t affect goots being funny at all.

Jason: Can you guys get us a table?

Nico: Sure thing

*moments later*

Will and Nico: *sprinting from the restaurant carrying a table* START THE CAR

Will (as my lil bro) and Nico (as his bf "best friend")'s conversation bc they are very cute and funny

Will: Nick, you're so pretty...

Nico:

Nico: i fucking hate your game controller

Will:

Nico: pig eggs fork or smth

Will: did you eat?

Nico: no i am emotionally unstable

Nico: Will

Will: Nico

Nico: im lactose intolerant

Will: can't have this sweet ass then

Will: bitch *kisses on air*

Nico: f u *kisses back*

Nico: im...sad

Will: im...a horny cockered *suspicious noises* dinosaur

Nico: *snorts*

Will: slay

Nico: omfg jesus fucking christ no you did not fucking say that cocking kidney skank word never ever say that again you piece of shit you mother of insects i will for gods sake fucking disown you

Will: bangers

Nico: i want a toast, go roast me a toast

Will: toast on these balls

Nico: William Andrew Fucking Solace you look at me in the fucking face and tell me you did NOT just—

Will: *put roasted marshmellows in burger buns* barshello *giggles*

Will: i love you

Nico: i love yo—

Will: *gasps*

Nico: yogurt

Will: are we soulmates?

Nico: do you watch dsmp?

Will: no?

Nico: do you play genshin impact?

Will: i played dark souls?

Nico: last question, do you like chickens on pizza?

Will: ew no

Nico: then yes, we are soulmates

Will: *loudly whispers* hey hot stuff do you think dogs are cute?

Nico: yes

Will: *beams*

Nico: Willy are there snacks? i want to eat crunchy things

Will:

Will: d-did you just—

Nico: what? —*realizes* oh-oh n-noNONO NO FUCK YOU I DID NOT SAY THAT NO I DIDN'T FUCK YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH—

Will: NO FUCK YOU I HEARD THAT I FUCKING HEARD THAT YOU BUTTS YOU CALLED ME WILLY YOU FOOL YOU LITERALLY DID THAT FUCK YOU THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW BITCH

Nico: NO I DID NOT FUCKING ASSHOLE GENUINELY SHUT UP—

Nico: your blanket is nice

Will: i know right, my teddy bear peed in it

Will: *hugs Nico from behind* hi

Nico: hey

Will: hello

Nico: hi hi

Will: good day

Nico: a pleasure to meet you

*both giggle*