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aperture-hag
Science may kill you but you can't kill science!

A Portal / Half-Life-centric blog. I'm a silly old fan returning to the world of Aperture and Black Mesa and loving it all over again. Teaching myself to draw just to make Cave Johnson memes.Hag-of-Ages on Ao3 24 | they/them

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A digital drawing of caroline from portal 2 getting her mugshot taken. the picture mimics the meme from the barbie movie, where she is also getting her mugshot taken. caroline stands in front of a height chart and holds a black card with both hands. the card displays her name in the middle, the abbreviation for the michigan state police (MSP) in the top left corner, the numbers 19-89 in the bottom left corner, and the word 'aperture' in the bottom right. she has a worried look on her face, her are teeth clenched and sweat is rolling down her cheek.
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based off this: https://twitter.com/kojironanjo/status/1661772826897002507?s=20

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caroline cave this is hilarious
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aperture-hag
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You Guys Ever Think About The Time GLaDOS Saved Chell From Space

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chell glados caroline ? at least that could be seen as caroline ALSO AHHHH THIS IS CUTE I LOVE THEM
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pleas give me merch for a decades old IP… PLZ VALVE
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sorry it’s close but cave for me he just is so everything who tf voted for the announcer poll
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