You Guys Ever Think About The Time GLaDOS Saved Chell From Space

you guys ever think about the time GLaDOS saved Chell from space

random portal robots but they're human

and glados is an old stitched up lady that is coping badly with this whole human thing

man. if glados thought chell was 100% motivated by wanting to be stubborn and contrary (instead of, like, survival)

breaking things and escaping just because she told her not to

of course, when told "don't come back," why would she expect chell to do what she's told?

if she's not even thinking of freedom/survival as a motivator, why would chell go? if she expects chell to stick to her primary motivation, causing problems on purpose, of course telling her to leave would make her say fuck you I'm staying

what a letdown, when chell finally decides to obey the one time glados doesn't want her to

good evening everyone on tumblr

teehee

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