One Of My Favorite Tropes Is When Your Group Of Main Characters Has Been Split Up For Questioning And

one of my favorite tropes is when your group of main characters has been split up for questioning and they’re all answering the same questions in a neatly-spliced montage

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

*reading my own writing* wow this really does cater to all my specific needs

Archaeologists: “Uhhhh, there’s still a lot of debate about how effective leather armor really could have been on a battlefield. Alas, we shall never know.”

Punks: “Hey, fresh cut, the boneheads carry knives sometimes so make sure and lift a good leather jacket. It’ll save your life.”

“create the content you want to see!”

but I’m tired

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches