Okay, Okay Hear Me Out: Non-binary Aziraphale (still Going By He/him) And Our Lovely Genderfluid Crowley

Okay, okay hear me out: non-binary Aziraphale (still going by he/him) and our lovely genderfluid Crowley are walking together when some drunk homophobic ass goes over to them and asks the usual "Who's the man and the woman between you?"

To which Aziraphale gets out his most polite smile and indicates at Crowley with "Oh no, he's both" and just continues to walk. Crowley in his silly way waves at the man, then catches up with Aziraphale.

(Later the man falls over and breaks his nose. It's just a demonic miracle...)

As much as I love Ed and Stede I literally like any member of the Revenge Crew better, so here are five more background character that have deeper personality than the Atlantic Ocean:

Spanish Jackie: Is she Jackie? Yes. Is she Spanish? No. The perfect combo. She's the strong female character every media needs. Having her own pirate bar, kicking out everyone and everything she doesn't like is the best life anyone can ever have. At this point if she asked me to marry her I'd gladly be her twenty second spouse.

Karl: One minute silence for the memory of Karl please. I think everything has been said about him already. Good friend, navigator, great husband, loyal companion. Rest in peace Karl.

Olivia: Imagine being the cool heroine who - after her husband not coming home - finds his best friend, learns how he died, helps to avenge him and then stays and fills the position he used to be in. I think she doesn’t get enough credit. More 👏 love 👏 for 👏 Olivia.

Fang (Kevin): Man, look at that jawline! I cannot believe he haven't been sketched before. I really like about him that even in those first few episodes where he was supposed to be a scary big guy he just looked like a big marshmallow. (*in Spanish Jackie's voice*: but I love me a marshmallow.)

Ivan: the guy is the kind of man who goes like 'I don't like drama' but then literally brings popcorn. I'm in love with both him and his axe, fight me about it but I think it's an underrated weapon. Also, I will not stop missing him. It hit so hard to hear that he died, I won't forget the way he was always there for Fang. Love🖤

Archie: I almost forgot our crew-quenn. Excuse me, she isn't 'the new guy', she is the most badass person you'll see in this century. And man, somebody get her a snake! I think she misses her days in the snake cult and it would be just cool addition overall.

PS: Do not worry, my (as it turns out very-very long) Izzy essay is coming along.

I don't like Izzy.

I like-like Izzy.

First post and it might be not liked by everyone, but I just need to say something:

I need someone to shame Rings of Power together.

Yepp. That's it.

I mean we all know it's bad, but it feels good to repeat it over and over again. My long suffering family has had enough of me and I wouldn't like to get kicked out :' ).

And at the end of day... the best friendships bond over something they hate. (Right???)

So if you're feeling like ranting over those ridiculous hairstyles, beardless dwarf women or how much Lord of the Rings is better then feel free to message me :).

Chaos theory theories and comments after just watching it for the first time!!!!

All right, so I think Ben's girlfriend is Italian just from how he said 'Ciao, cara mia' to his van. But do you know what else is in Italy? The BioSyn dino park-stuff. Hmm.... suspicious...

Also, am I the only one who doesn't trust Mateo? He looks too out of place, like he just pretends. And he shows up *just* when stuff happens. Maybe I'm too paranoid but I could picture him as some big, bad guy.

Daniel Kon, rest in piece you piece of shit. You were a terrible dad but you didn't deserve that fate as well as Kenji didn't deserve to see it happen.

(Also, Kenji speaking Japanese broke my heart on a different level)

I found it very funny how suddenly more and more people call Ben 'Benjamin' when it's something urgent. Maybe that also happened in jwcc, I just haven't noticed it.

Also, give him a beanie for heaven's sake!

But I absolutely looove it so far!!! I feel awful because to have plot bad things have to happen to them which destroys the illusion of happily ever after but as the Hungarian say it: 'they lived happily ever after, until they died'.

Yaaaaay, Brooklyn lives!!! (They didn't make figures from her because then the missing arm would have made it obvious.)

By the way, here's the Bingo:

My nemesis: Ha-ha! I found your secret weakness!

Me: Oh, no! How did you find out that I really like the character type of middle-aged, misunderstood villains who realise their mistakes and try to redeem?

My nemesis: ...the what now?