Was Nobody Going To Tell Me We're Getting A Camp Cretaceous Sequel???

Was nobody going to tell me we're getting a Camp Cretaceous sequel???😭😭

Now I've got only four days to rewatch the five seasons, the six films and reread the Jurassic Park book.

*Manually changes hyperfixation to Dinosaurs*

As much as I love Ed and Stede I literally like any member of the Revenge Crew better, so here are five more background character that have deeper personality than the Atlantic Ocean:

Spanish Jackie: Is she Jackie? Yes. Is she Spanish? No. The perfect combo. She's the strong female character every media needs. Having her own pirate bar, kicking out everyone and everything she doesn't like is the best life anyone can ever have. At this point if she asked me to marry her I'd gladly be her twenty second spouse.

Karl: One minute silence for the memory of Karl please. I think everything has been said about him already. Good friend, navigator, great husband, loyal companion. Rest in peace Karl.

Olivia: Imagine being the cool heroine who - after her husband not coming home - finds his best friend, learns how he died, helps to avenge him and then stays and fills the position he used to be in. I think she doesn’t get enough credit. More 👏 love 👏 for 👏 Olivia.

Fang (Kevin): Man, look at that jawline! I cannot believe he haven't been sketched before. I really like about him that even in those first few episodes where he was supposed to be a scary big guy he just looked like a big marshmallow. (*in Spanish Jackie's voice*: but I love me a marshmallow.)

Ivan: the guy is the kind of man who goes like 'I don't like drama' but then literally brings popcorn. I'm in love with both him and his axe, fight me about it but I think it's an underrated weapon. Also, I will not stop missing him. It hit so hard to hear that he died, I won't forget the way he was always there for Fang. Love🖤

Archie: I almost forgot our crew-quenn. Excuse me, she isn't 'the new guy', she is the most badass person you'll see in this century. And man, somebody get her a snake! I think she misses her days in the snake cult and it would be just cool addition overall.

PS: Do not worry, my (as it turns out very-very long) Izzy essay is coming along.

Chaos theory theories and comments after just watching it for the first time!!!!

All right, so I think Ben's girlfriend is Italian just from how he said 'Ciao, cara mia' to his van. But do you know what else is in Italy? The BioSyn dino park-stuff. Hmm.... suspicious...

Also, am I the only one who doesn't trust Mateo? He looks too out of place, like he just pretends. And he shows up *just* when stuff happens. Maybe I'm too paranoid but I could picture him as some big, bad guy.

Daniel Kon, rest in piece you piece of shit. You were a terrible dad but you didn't deserve that fate as well as Kenji didn't deserve to see it happen.

(Also, Kenji speaking Japanese broke my heart on a different level)

I found it very funny how suddenly more and more people call Ben 'Benjamin' when it's something urgent. Maybe that also happened in jwcc, I just haven't noticed it.

Also, give him a beanie for heaven's sake!

But I absolutely looove it so far!!! I feel awful because to have plot bad things have to happen to them which destroys the illusion of happily ever after but as the Hungarian say it: 'they lived happily ever after, until they died'.

Yaaaaay, Brooklyn lives!!! (They didn't make figures from her because then the missing arm would have made it obvious.)

By the way, here's the Bingo:

My nemesis: Ha-ha! I found your secret weakness!

Me: Oh, no! How did you find out that I really like the character type of middle-aged, misunderstood villains who realise their mistakes and try to redeem?

My nemesis: ...the what now?

I cannot express in words how much I love the crew in Our Flag Means Death. I adore how much personality they all have even tough they are stuck in the "background character" group. I would honestly watch it if any of them would have their own spin-off. I mean, I like Ed and Stede just fine, but look at these babies!!!

Frenchie: Oh, don't get me started on Frenchie, I adore the man. He's the literal impersonation of 'looks like a cinammon roll, could kill you'. My man is a DnD bard who invented pyramid schemes *and* fanfictions. Plus he may be the genius of his age while still believing in witches and crystals.

Wee John: Roomies! Man, how much more I'd like to see of this beautiful Drag Queen. Long live Calypso! And how much I whish to know if he sews his own drag clothes.🤔

Black Pete: It's not healthy how much I'm invested in "Blackbeard's most trusted man". He thinks he needs to create cool stories to get the others to like him, but he's actually very soft and caring. I mean, have you seen the finger he gave to Lucius? He's an angel.

Lucius: If it weren't from Ori from the Hobbit movies, he'd be my favorite scribe of all times. My man is underpaid for all the realitionship drama he has to listen to and his bonus consisted of getting thrown off the ship (which is, like, rude). Also, he can pickpocket Spanish Jackie???? Hi, yes, I'd like to order a backstory, possibly 20 hours long, please.

Buttons: Oh gosh, the Sea Witch. I'm in need of much more explanation and screen time dear writers. And he straight up talks to animals and curses people? Aunty took one look at him and went: "Yapp, that's the Sea Witch". I wonder how Frenchie haven't declared him an evil witch yet.

Roach: My man is a maniac cook whose also the medic just in case. He's half crazy and I couldn't thank him more for it. He also let's Stede request orange cakes from him which is just very sweet overall. Bro also invented peanut butter (like we wouldn't notice it), then fed it to an allergic person, then blamed it on a curse.

the Swede: It's most certainly not fair how well written he is for him to be standing in the background. He has the voice of an angel, please! He might not be the smartest person in the room, but he fucks like a jackhammer, I mean he became hot. That's something.

Jim: Oh, sometimes I cannot comprehend how great Jim is. They're mute, then a mermaid, then neither, 'cause they're just Jim! They're exactly the kinda person to give up revenge for 'not feeling the vibe' anymore. They also would kill anyone who hurts their crewfamily without batting an eye.

Oluwande: Don't even get me started on this beautiful, lovely teddy bear. He's the best hearted, but still serious and trustful of all. He literally gets along with everyone and we need so much people like him. Today's message is to be more like Olu!

Thank you for listening to my Ted-talk, don't worry, the 'why I love Izzy' will be a separate post will be, I couldn't fit him here.

Plus stuff I want to mention that this isn't directed against the writers, I know there were more than one problems with the founding of the second season. Rather, this is a compliment for all the hard work for these *excellent* characters! xx

Ratings of my favorite BBC Uncle songs:

No Survivors - 7/10

A bit long and slow for me, but the lyrics are pretty lit of you listen to it.

I Like Like You - 10/10

Very catchy with very creative lyrics. Would 100% go out with anyone who sings this to me.

I Love Love You - 10.5/10

I'm sorry, but that rock just gives so much more to it. Also, Errol saying the 'This song was written by him' is somehow sooooooooooo good.

I'm Back - 10/10

As someone bored of their Catholic school I 110% approve this. 'Like Jesus Christ or what's his name' is an illegally funny line.

Last Place Hero 124/10

I'm literally obsessed with this song. I hum it all the time and I've translated the lyrics into Hungarian just for fun. ¯\_(シ)_/¯ Also, Val, Casper and Gwen are absolutely amazing there. 👏👏

Seven Minutes in Heaven - 8/10

Very fun lyrics! I absolutely adore Errol's lines.

Carpet Brothers Jingle - 11/10

Oh, I whish there were any Carpet Brothers in Hungary so that I could just hang out there and listen to this masterpiece.

Green Eyed Monster - 8.5/10

Oh gosh why is it sooo good???? This song should be every teenage girl's dream. Also, why does 'I've been going through your bins' goes so hard?

Ship In A Bottle - 11/10

One of my favorites. It's emotional but still so Andy. If this isn't playing on my funeral, I'm not going.