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My personal dating headcanons for the revenge

Izzy gets all the love

P.S Jackie and Izzy are married and Edward is Izzy's matelotage

P.P.S. Oluwande is monogamous

YOUR TELLING ME WEE JOHN AND HODOR ARE PLAYED BY THE SAME PERSON AND SOMEHOW MY BRAIN JUST DIDNT NOTICE-

Might I suggest Weezy?

So… Izzy and Wee John ?

I think I never saw this one… these dickfucks never cease to amaze me.

Might I suggest Weezy?

So… Izzy and Wee John ?

I think I never saw this one… these dickfucks never cease to amaze me.

It sure is homoerotic this show, isn't it?

Frenchie sleeping between Wee John, Olu and fang in a cuddle pile

Everybody shut the fuck up. Wee John in this outfit is all I'm thinking about until season 2.

I forget what Kristian's drag name was but I'm so happy for him getting to live this out in the period comedy pirate show.

Y'all i made a quiz go take it

My mind was BLOWN today when I found out our beloved Wee John in OFMD was our beloved Hodor in Game of Thrones!!! Kristian Nairn is such a great actor. Definitely need to re-watch the Hodor parts of GOT!

you can't tell me that on a ship full of gay, superstitious pirates there isn't some hamfisted astrology talk going on

I love that this episode where they celebrate a "birthday" was released on my birthday .

Our Flag Means Death 2.06 "Calypso's Birthday"

I cannot express in words how much I love the crew in Our Flag Means Death. I adore how much personality they all have even tough they are stuck in the "background character" group. I would honestly watch it if any of them would have their own spin-off. I mean, I like Ed and Stede just fine, but look at these babies!!!

Frenchie: Oh, don't get me started on Frenchie, I adore the man. He's the literal impersonation of 'looks like a cinammon roll, could kill you'. My man is a DnD bard who invented pyramid schemes *and* fanfictions. Plus he may be the genius of his age while still believing in witches and crystals.

Wee John: Roomies! Man, how much more I'd like to see of this beautiful Drag Queen. Long live Calypso! And how much I whish to know if he sews his own drag clothes.🤔

Black Pete: It's not healthy how much I'm invested in "Blackbeard's most trusted man". He thinks he needs to create cool stories to get the others to like him, but he's actually very soft and caring. I mean, have you seen the finger he gave to Lucius? He's an angel.

Lucius: If it weren't from Ori from the Hobbit movies, he'd be my favorite scribe of all times. My man is underpaid for all the realitionship drama he has to listen to and his bonus consisted of getting thrown off the ship (which is, like, rude). Also, he can pickpocket Spanish Jackie???? Hi, yes, I'd like to order a backstory, possibly 20 hours long, please.

Buttons: Oh gosh, the Sea Witch. I'm in need of much more explanation and screen time dear writers. And he straight up talks to animals and curses people? Aunty took one look at him and went: "Yapp, that's the Sea Witch". I wonder how Frenchie haven't declared him an evil witch yet.

Roach: My man is a maniac cook whose also the medic just in case. He's half crazy and I couldn't thank him more for it. He also let's Stede request orange cakes from him which is just very sweet overall. Bro also invented peanut butter (like we wouldn't notice it), then fed it to an allergic person, then blamed it on a curse.

the Swede: It's most certainly not fair how well written he is for him to be standing in the background. He has the voice of an angel, please! He might not be the smartest person in the room, but he fucks like a jackhammer, I mean he became hot. That's something.

Jim: Oh, sometimes I cannot comprehend how great Jim is. They're mute, then a mermaid, then neither, 'cause they're just Jim! They're exactly the kinda person to give up revenge for 'not feeling the vibe' anymore. They also would kill anyone who hurts their crewfamily without batting an eye.

Oluwande: Don't even get me started on this beautiful, lovely teddy bear. He's the best hearted, but still serious and trustful of all. He literally gets along with everyone and we need so much people like him. Today's message is to be more like Olu!

Thank you for listening to my Ted-talk, don't worry, the 'why I love Izzy' will be a separate post will be, I couldn't fit him here.

Plus stuff I want to mention that this isn't directed against the writers, I know there were more than one problems with the founding of the second season. Rather, this is a compliment for all the hard work for these *excellent* characters! xx