Those Scientists Are The Worst

those scientists are the worst

someone needs to write a fic where someone in night vale ( oc , minor character or major character idc ) moves in and doesnt have the faceless old woman living in their home cause it isnt a home yet and then something happens and it makes the house a home and then the faceless woman makes her presence back.

nope i dont allow it

I have a dreadful feeling this arc is gonna culminate into an episode called “Night Vale, Explained” (or “Welcome to Night Vale, Explained” if Joseph tells Dr. Lubelle the title of his podcast) and that very real possibility haunts me

i propose a spy x family au for every ship ever all of them

it ties in everyone’s favourite tropes:

- found family

- miscommunication

- mutual pining

- fake dating/marriage of convenience

- powers (not a trope but is real fun)

easier to manipulate ig

Gertrude really be finding every man with mommy issues to be her assistant fr 😭😭😭

late night and i was bored and used the incorrect quotes generator to make some pretty nightvale correct quotes