Spideytorch - Tumblr Posts
Peter: Id kill for you
Peter: please ask me to for kill for you
Johnny: No Pete
ok I know not everyone will understand but I think spideytorch has the same dynamics as them
The real Aesthetic of Spideytorch
after Johnny complained about the photos Peter took with his cell phone
Peter: if you don't like it, hire another photographer
Johnny: hmn?...
Peter: and get a plastic
Johnny: and have you ever seen princess need plastic?!
Peter: and have you ever seen pocket do magic?!
Johnny: I only needed 3 stylists, 2 hairdressers, 1 makeup artist and about 5 liters of moisturizer to look like this
Peter: wow, I took a shower
Johnny about harry: that unbelievable bitch!
Johnny: if he gets him claws in your again, peter, so help me--
Johnny: are you wearing my shirt?
Peter: this is youre?
Johnny: well i was wearing it the other day, anyway...
Peter: should i take it off?
MJ:*cough*
Marry Christmas
everything went wrong friends, This year was really a mess...
Spideytorch's gift will only happen next year, I don't think anyone else was waiting for him yet, anyway sorry.
spiderman: wow, johnny is hot
ironman: of course it is, it's his power
spiderman: that's not what I meant...
Now is 216!!!
what is your goal for this year? because mine is to have as many spideytorch fanarts on my pinterest as possible.
So far i have 157!
Sue: Why are you crying, Johnny?
Johnny: Peter said I’m not his best friend
Peter: because you are already my boyfriend!
Johnny crying even more: I could be both!!!
mj: what's your type?
johnny: my boyfriend!
mj: and what's your type harry?
harry: hmm... johnny's boyfriend
johnny look murderous: ...
I DISAGREE!!!
Peter Parker is actually into with great bosses!!
Gwen Stacy short tough girl crazy as hell boss too much
Felicia Hardy a total bitch mean boss
Harry Osborn a billionaire ceo boss like 50 shades of gray
Wade Wilson a somewhat toxic boss but still a boss
Johnny Storm is a walking star, leader of a powerful army, supreme boss
and of course Mj Watson also known as the boss of bosses has nothing to say
Peter Parker is into blondes
Peter watching flash and Johnny at training: why do I have a crush on himbos?
MJ still reading: because you are one.
teacher to students: ok guys, tell me what was the stupidest thing you did?
Harry, Liz, Gwen, MJ, Felicia, Flash, Eddie, Johnny: Peter Parker.
Peter: ???
Peter: only those who can't guarantee a famous boyfriend go to college
Peter to Johnny: right?
Peter: famous lapdog
Johnny: We just got to stop hanging out with geniuses because you're going to figure out that I'm really stupid.
Peter: What? Don't worry about that. I figured out a long time ago how stupid you are.
Johnny: (thinks about that for a sec) Hmmm
Peter: What I just said is true and yet it really sounded wrong. What I should say is I don't care how stupid you are.