Space Ork Writing #1

Space ork Writing #1

Casefile #3197-A1

Codename: prologue

Significance: First recorded contact with

Species: 4370

Subspecies: 1

Homo Sapien, humans

Intergalactic date as standardized for research purposes: 13,772,002,183(2,183)

Locality: sol system, dwarf planet Pluto

Research team: Epsilon beta 431

As told by: aion rinsheet (male, iterian)

We had made just made and emergency jump into unknown space our vessel, the I.C.E-3187 “ellipse”, was under attack by unknown hostile forces( probably the maldarians, those ——– have always been trouble)

Our vessel wasn’t a idarocolider but could still execute FTL jumps relatively quickly, but we were damaged. the lab and two sleeping quarters were venting nitrogen and we were losing pressure in the fuselage, we… we had to seal areas of the ship off with crewman still inside. I can never forgive myself for such ignorance in not raising the shields, I could have saved them. They’re dead because of me.

:Log terminated:

Casefile #3197-A2

Codename: The suffering

We’ve been drifting now for (43 standard sol hours), half the ships been blocked off because of random decompressions. the crew’s been restless, our nitrogen supply has been running low, as have our rations.

………

We’re going to die out here

:Log Terminated:

Casefile #3197-A3

Codename: a light in shining darkness

I can’t believe it, it must be a (incomprehensible vulgarity) it can’t be (incomprehensible vulgarity) believe it. There’s a single that’s been shot out from a planet in the 47th subsection of the this galaxy, it’s faint beyond measure, barley an echo on our sensors

Could this be salvation?

:Log Terminated:

Casefile #3197-A4

Codename: Reconation

Audio function.

Enabled

…………

(Muttering)

…………

[Chief xenobiologist aion] “There’s no way”

[Void Navigator EяIs] “Oh your (comprehensible vulgarity) right there’s away”

………

[Chief xenobiologist aion]“So what your telling us is, we not only made a random jump and it landed us in the black zone”

[Void Navigator EяIs] “yes, and we’re not dead”

[Second xenobiologist gehena] “that’s pretty (Comprehensible vulgarity)obvious”

[Shipmaster Roiylin] ”can we please get back to the point at claw”

[Void Navigator EяIs] “yes,ok, well, you may want to sit down for this”

(Audible sound of chairs being sat in)

[Void Navigator EяIs] “Reyna”

[Transmission officer Reyna] “thank you, well, we traced the signal back to its origin……… it’s on Sol 3”

(Chairs hit the floor)

[Chief xenobiologists aion](comprehensible vulgarity)

[Second xenobiologist gehnena] ”that’s not possible!There hasn’t been activity in the sol sector since the Great empire of Ares 300,000 years ago”!

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Avengers 4: Meme Machine

Avengers: Big Girls Don’t Cry

God I wish this were less acurate

The Rising of the Shield Hero fandom in a nutshell

Those who’ve only watched the first episode:

Those who read the manga putting up with the non-manga readers:

People who think that we can end all sexual violence/abuse/rape by ‘teaching men not to be sexist and abusive’ absolutely disgust me.

Angron: your on thin fucking ice captain

Angron: If any of you refer to me as “lord” or with a honorific similar to it, I will personally throw you out the nearest airlock without a helmet.

Lotara: How about “Daddy~”? That still on the table.

Angron: …

Fulgrim: *wipes away tear* I have never been more proud of a human.

Damnit, now every time I boot up H3 I’m gonna think about this