I'm Aromantic But At The Same Time I Still Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life With Someone. Can I Just

I'm aromantic but at the same time I still want to spend the rest of my life with someone. Can I just find another aro person to become bestfriends with and then marry, because tax benefits.

Me: tells myself for years on end not to get attached or make any friends because I'm going to end up killing myself and then fucking myself up because now I can't properly connect with people

Also Me: Why do I have a such a hard time making friends?

My female pomeranian likes to hump my male pomeranian as revenge for the times he did it to her. And I just....

If your name is Mason and you buy a Mason jar then your name is already on your cup.

I could write a poetic ramble about how god abandoned me at 3am on hallows eve but we all honestly know that it happened during April when I was six years-old at 11:45, attending Sunday school when I realized existence in of itself is utter bullshit.

Did anybody else go to that one school where during gym class a girl got dragged across the whole fucking gym by her hair and people just kept fucking exercising like nothing was happening and we had like 9 fights in the last week of school alone? Anybody?