So Fox News Is Horrible, Old News, And My Papi (grandpa) Watches It All The Time, Also Old News, BUT.

so fox news is horrible, old news, and my papi (grandpa) watches it all the time, also old news, BUT. today I learned something that legitimately gives me a little bit of hope. Apparently 20 years ago a kid called in and asked if their weather trackers if they could track where santa claus was, so now they have a santa tracker!!! who gives updates on where santa is!!! apparently he has just finished up in russia. 

i’m tired of abs. dehydrated starved out magazine men are a thing of the past for me. i want chubby men now please. soft and good for holding.

tumblr holidays:

the met gala

halloween (the month)

the ides of march

nov 5 (new!)

not all of it is bad i think….…. we are going to be okay i think.

YOU hates terfs

OMG SO SPEAKING OF i’m imagining one of three things

1. bilbo’s reaction to this violence on their quest when they spend time with the elves (confusion, alarm, angrily turned on)

2. for the bilbo/thorin shippers: hobbits subscribe to the more traditional mistletoe tradition of kissing (obviously). bilbo brings some into their home. thorin enters, see’s bilbo standing under it, and swipes his feet out from under him before bilbo can ask how his day was

3. for the legolas/gimli shippers: same schtick. legolas hangs some up with pure intentions only to be IMMEDIATELY AND AGGRESSIVELY ATTACKED. the big difference here is that legolas gives as good as he gets. furniture needs to be replaced. the bruises last for weeks. blood is drawn.

now i'm just thinking about that one tumblr post that said "mistletoe but u have to FIGHT anybody standing under it: MISTLEFOE" and now i'm absolutely losing my SHIT thinking about the dwarves fighting random ass people in Erebor's hallways cuz they saw one (1) fucking plant hanging from the ceiling decorations—