Legolas/gimli - Tumblr Posts

OMG SO SPEAKING OF i’m imagining one of three things

1. bilbo’s reaction to this violence on their quest when they spend time with the elves (confusion, alarm, angrily turned on)

2. for the bilbo/thorin shippers: hobbits subscribe to the more traditional mistletoe tradition of kissing (obviously). bilbo brings some into their home. thorin enters, see’s bilbo standing under it, and swipes his feet out from under him before bilbo can ask how his day was

3. for the legolas/gimli shippers: same schtick. legolas hangs some up with pure intentions only to be IMMEDIATELY AND AGGRESSIVELY ATTACKED. the big difference here is that legolas gives as good as he gets. furniture needs to be replaced. the bruises last for weeks. blood is drawn.

now i'm just thinking about that one tumblr post that said "mistletoe but u have to FIGHT anybody standing under it: MISTLEFOE" and now i'm absolutely losing my SHIT thinking about the dwarves fighting random ass people in Erebor's hallways cuz they saw one (1) fucking plant hanging from the ceiling decorations—