With My Friend Group, I Never Knew Who Was Jack Black So I Described Him As "Christ If He Was Born Today"

with my friend group, i never knew who was jack black so i described him as "Christ if he was born today"

i did that.

porn popped up...

Look up your name in the gifs and show the first gif that comes up

@absurdumsid @inka-boi @childofthest4rzz @tobi-draws @largefound

@onyx752

okay so i started this bitlife where i essentially lured one of my flings into becoming my pet boyfriend for ten years (we had four children and got married six years in). i'd give him flattery and sex and money every year so he'd stay with me. at the end of these ten years i promptly killed him and moved to canada with my children. one of them started acting out and behaving inappropriately. so i waited until he was fourteen years old to try to kill him as well. it didn't work the first time so everyone in my family developed incredibly poor relations with me. but the second time it did. and i bought back the affections of my three other children with compliments and money. i'm going to kill the youngest next.

Are you mcgriddy with the bulligale?

yea

can an endos dni person with an extensive knowledge of psychology please give me their opinion on how my brain works

i should really tell her

Normalize telling your headmates "I love you."