Still In Awe That Ryan And Shane Can Make Weirdly Accurate Baby Crying Sounds-

Still in awe that Ryan and Shane can make weirdly accurate baby crying sounds-

Shane scared the living daylights out of me during the Hull House ep when he did the crying thing over the walkie-

okay so ghost files episode but then the proof they get is a picture of The Professor standing behind Ryan

Two Petes in a Pod

Authors note: Slightly based on this post i made a while back. Legit sorry if any of these are OOC or anything! I tried my best to portray them correctly and everything. Either way happy reading lol

“Thank you so much for letting me stay here, Ms. Maximoff!” Peter Parker says, carrying his box into the small house. Wanda smiles at the young boy.

“No problem dear, I could use the company.”

Peter smiles back.

After the spell, everyone had forgotten Peter. He wasn’t in any pictures, any assignments, and videos. It was as if he had been wiped off the surface of the planet. He knew what the outcome of the spell would be, he knew the consequences. Still, he couldn’t help but feel lonely. Every one of his friends didn’t remember him, and he did not know how to cope with it. He tried making new friends, but it was so hard. So when Wanda Maximoff randomly called him up, and asked how he was doing, he bursted into tears. Wanda had taken pity on him and offered him a place. She knew what it felt to be alone. She couldn’t leave him alone.

“Sorry the place is a bit messy, I thought I asked my brother to clean up the place…”She bites the inside of her cheeks, as she scans the place. Peter’s eyes widen as he looks at her. Confusion laced in his face.

“Your- Your brother? But I thought your brother-“

“You know how you told me different variants of you came through? Well, he’s a variant of my brother,” Wanda says, cutting him off. Peter nods deeply. Wanda sighs. 

“I told him to clean up, honestly that-“ A gust of wind blows in front of the two Avengers.

“What do you mean? This place is spotless!” A man says, sitting down on the couch. Peter looks at the man. He had silver hair and was wearing a blueish grey singlet. He had a lopsided smile splashed across his face. He came in there in a blink of an eye. Silver hair, super speed. Quicksilver. 

“Who’s the shortie?” 

Wanda rolls her eyes, Peter extends his hand stiffly towards the man. “I’m Peter, Peter Parker. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Pietro Maximoff sir.” 

“Actually, I don’t go by Pietro. I go by Peter. Also, no need to call me Sir. Just call me Peter.” Peter says, speeding up to him. He grins. Parker only smiles back at him, the sudden gust of wind hitting his face causing his hair to be ruffled beyond imagination. The silver haired man laughed. 

“Wow- No wonder they call you the fastest man alive! Wait- were u like running? or walking during that superspeed? Does it matter if you run or walk? How is it like when you use your power-“

“Well, I’ll leave you to both to get to know each other,” Wanda says interrupting Spider-man’s list of questions that were escaping his mouth faster than he could control. Parker bites his lip, turning towards Wanda.

“Where are you going miss?” He asks. Peter Maximoff cocks an eyebrow at the usage of Ms on his sister. 

“I’m going to go talk to Strange. You two can hang out. There’s food in the fridge.”

Wanda says, turning to the door. Looking back she smiles at the two boys who were staring at her as she left.

“Please don’t destroy the house.”

~

“You left Spider-man AND your brother together, unattended?!” Dr. Strange shouts, quickly creating a portal to the edge of Westview.

“I don’t see what the big deal is!” Wanda says, walking through the portal behind Strange. Her arms crossed as she looks around the quiet but lovely neighbourhood. If only Vision could see it.

“The big deal, is THAT!” Dr. Strange exclaims, pointing out Wanda’s house that had webs slung all across the building. Wanda bites her lips. Speechless.

“OH SH- PETER 1 SHE’S BACK!” Peter Parker shouts, running from the window to the kitchen where the silver haired man.

“ALREADY?” He shouts back. 

“WE HAVE TO-“ 

The world turned to a stop. Peter Maximoff sighs, looking at the Peter’s mouth which was still open mid sentence. He cracks his knuckles and plugs in his earphones before getting to work. Grabbing tissues and quickly removing any signs of chaos and tomfoolery that had happened.

He never knew that science could be so fun. He remembered he sometimes had fun with Scott and Kurt during his father’s physics lessons and Hank’s chemistry lessons, but still he never remembered it being this fun.

Peter Parker was an avid science fan and asked if they could do experiments together on their capabilities. It was the most fun he’d had in months. With Wanda, he felt as though he was the younger one. He knew in this universe he was but Wanda seemed so much more mature than him even though he was born in 50’s. He related more to Parker. He was a teenager who was trying to live his life. He related to that, even though he was closer to Wanda’s age.

He places the final cushion on the couch. Before going back and taking the can of coke in the fridge. 

“-HURRY” Peter Parker finally finishes as Peter Maximoff takes a sip of the coke.

“WHAT HAPPENED- What-“ Wanda’s voice shouts from the living room. Peter Parker stares at the silver haired Maximoff, who only winked at him in return before walking to the living.

“Oh Wanda your back! And you brought at friend over!” Peter Maximoff shouts.

“I could’ve sworn-“ The other man says. 

“It doesn’t matter, everything’s fixed now!” The silver haired man said, grinning at his sister.

“Peter, I trust you alright. You mess up this house again, and I’ll make sure you’ll regret it!” Wanda says to her brother who only smiles back.

“Love you too sis.”

“That goes for you too Spidey!” 

Peter Parker who still stayed frozen near the fridge by his own choice, gulps. He looks back to the doorway to see Wanda not looking the slightest bit angry. She was… smiling? Was she amused.

Parker smiles, that smile quickly evolving into a laugh. A laugh that he hadn’t done in months. A true laugh.

Oh! While I’ve got you here…

Does Ricky Goldsworth count as Buzzfeed property? Is the hot daga also buzzfeed property?? Will we ever see them again??

Wondering when the fuck we’re gonna see Ricky Goldsworth return. I need him. no no. You don’t understand. I NEED him. He’s my sweet cheese.

Can’t wait for the Puppet History finale where Og!Professor fights with Holo!Professor.