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Money

Summary: Peter Maximoff decides to hang out with Wanda before heading off to his universe.

Writer's note: This fic is based on the song Money by The Drums. I should probably mention I haven’t finished Wandavision but i know the basic gist. I didn't read through this so apologies for any mistakes.

Peter groggily walks into the kitchen of Wanda’s apartment. After the whole Westview situation, Wanda managed to get herself an apartment where she and Peter stayed together. Even thought they weren’t technically related, he was the closest thing to a brother that Wanda has had in a long time. She’s be a fool to not let him stay with her.

He wasn’t half bad at being a roommate too. After getting freed from Agatha’s curse, he became well, Peter. It was hard for Wanda to adjust. The man who just walked into her kitchen wasn’t Pietro but Peter. A completely different person. Their personality was way different too. Peter was more playful and liked lazing around. He was like her brother but… he wasn’t him; and yet, why did she feel as though he was her brother?

“Are you excited?” Wanda asks, looking up from the sausages that she was cooking. “Huh?” Peter hums, half-asleep. “Today is the day, Peter. You’re… You’re going home.” Wanda’s voice falters.

Home. This place wasn’t his home, and even though she wished he would stay with her… It would be selfish of her to take him away from the people he loved.

“Oh crap- that’s today?” He asks, rubbing his eyes. "What-What time do we have to go and meet that wizard dude?"

Wanda chuckles. "Probably right after you take a shower and eat," She puts the frying pan on the island. "Here, eat this. Eat quick, its already 11:00."

~ Peter wasn’t an idiot. He could tell that Wanda didn’t want him to go, and it broke his heart. The way Wanda would avert her eyes and her voice would falter. She tried to hide it but Peter knew. Maybe it was sibling intuition. Multiversal sibling intuition.

Unknown to Wanda, Peter also didn't want to leave her. Peter had told her a lot about his past. He had told her about Erik, the X-Men, the mansion, his life and his family. Something he didn't mention was the fact that he used to have a twin sister. Only, she had passed when they were younger. Wanda... He was like his twin. He'd like to imagine that she was what his twin would end up being. Wanda was the closest thing to a twin sister, he'd ever have again; he was absolutely shattered inside when he learned that he had to leave her. Especially after everything she had been through. She had been through so much and Peter had listen to her woes. It broke him to know that after this she would be alone.

"I'm ready!" Peter shouts, zipping to the front door. "Great!" Wanda says, a fake smile on her face.

Peter follows her out, pursing his lips. Peter grabs her shoulder.

"What are you doing?" Wanda asks. Peter holds the back of her head, putting an arm around her waist. "I'm holding your head so you don't get whiplash." "What?" "Whip-laaaashhh"

With a giant grin on his face, Peter runs. He knows where Wanda would like to go. Wanda always mentioned wanting to go to a carnival. It was great timing that there was a carnival a few kilometers out.

"And...Ta-da!" Peter says, a giant grin plastered across his face. The grin immediately turning to a grimace as he watches Wanda bend over, holding her stomach.

"It'll pass," Peter says, pursing his lips. "Where are we? We're.. We're supposed to be at the Sanctum," Wanda says, standing up and staring daggers at Peter. Peter only smiled in return. "Who cares about the wizard? It's my last day here. In the modern world, in the world with you," Peter says, looking around. Wanda stares at him enquisitavely.

"My point is... Before I go, I want to do something nice." Wanda falters. "Come on, let's go have some fun!" Peter says immediately after. He grabs her hand and leads her into the carnival.

~

The sun was setting. Peter and Wanda sat on the ferris wheel, Wanda telling Dr. Strange that she would come in a few more minutes.

"Hey," Peter says, breaking the silence. Wanda hums in response. "I'm sorry," Peter says, looking at his sister. "I... I really wish that I could stay, or that, maybe you can come with me?"

Wanda falters, blinking at Peter. She had never seen Peter this quiet and melancholic.

"Truth be told, I wish I could come with you," Wanda replies. She doesn't return Peter's gaze and instead looks at the setting sun. "But... I don't think Strange would approve of that," She says, chuckling drily.

The ferris wheel stops and they both step out. Peter stays quiet. "Come on, we better get going," Wanda says, elbowing Peter.

~

They enter the Sanctum Sanctorum. Peter remains quiet as Wanda walks up to Dr. Strange.

"Strange!" Wanda says, a smile plastered on her face. "and, America." She calls out to the young girl next to the former doctor.

"For a guy who has superspeed, you are very late," Dr. Strange says, his eyebrow raised. Peter smiles. "Well... I never wanted to be early," Peter smiles sheepishly.

Dr. Strange rolls his eyes.

"Whatever, let's get this over with, Chavez!" "Already on it!" America says punching the air and causing a rift to open.

"What in the..." Peter says, speechless. "Peter?!" Erik says, staring in disbelief at his missing son. "Hi..." Peter says awkwardly, before getting engulfed in a hug by his father.

"I told you he would turn up sooner or later," Charles Xavier says, smiling at the two people. "Who are you?"

"We're... We're friends of his," Wanda answers, blinking back tears. Peter pulls away from his dad's hug. "Wanda... I'll... I'll miss you." "Peter, who is this?" Erik asks. "She's... She's my sister."

Erik's eyes widen. Before he could say anything Charles interrupts him. "I sense that you have immense power in you, dear girl; I wish you the best Miss Maximoff."

Wanda nods before looking at Strange. Her eyes pleading. "I'll miss you Peter, take care. I'm sorry I can't go with you," Wanda says. "Who said you can't go?" Dr. Strange asks. "What?" "Your world doesn't have a Wanda does it Peter?"

Peter shakes his head. "My twin... She died when we were quite young." "Then, I see no harm in her joining you." Wanda's eyes lit up. "Are you sure you want to do this Wanda?" Strange asks. "As sure as I can be," Wanda says stepping into the rift. "You'll fit right in here dear," Charles says, giving a warm smile to the red-headed girl. "If you need me, you know where to find me," She says to Strange.

"Have fun Wanda..." Strange says. The rift closes. "Please don't cause an incursion," He whispers to himself. It was more of a wish rather than a plead.

Two Petes in a Pod

Authors note: Slightly based on this post i made a while back. Legit sorry if any of these are OOC or anything! I tried my best to portray them correctly and everything. Either way happy reading lol

“Thank you so much for letting me stay here, Ms. Maximoff!” Peter Parker says, carrying his box into the small house. Wanda smiles at the young boy.

“No problem dear, I could use the company.”

Peter smiles back.

After the spell, everyone had forgotten Peter. He wasn’t in any pictures, any assignments, and videos. It was as if he had been wiped off the surface of the planet. He knew what the outcome of the spell would be, he knew the consequences. Still, he couldn’t help but feel lonely. Every one of his friends didn’t remember him, and he did not know how to cope with it. He tried making new friends, but it was so hard. So when Wanda Maximoff randomly called him up, and asked how he was doing, he bursted into tears. Wanda had taken pity on him and offered him a place. She knew what it felt to be alone. She couldn’t leave him alone.

“Sorry the place is a bit messy, I thought I asked my brother to clean up the place…”She bites the inside of her cheeks, as she scans the place. Peter’s eyes widen as he looks at her. Confusion laced in his face.

“Your- Your brother? But I thought your brother-“

“You know how you told me different variants of you came through? Well, he’s a variant of my brother,” Wanda says, cutting him off. Peter nods deeply. Wanda sighs. 

“I told him to clean up, honestly that-“ A gust of wind blows in front of the two Avengers.

“What do you mean? This place is spotless!” A man says, sitting down on the couch. Peter looks at the man. He had silver hair and was wearing a blueish grey singlet. He had a lopsided smile splashed across his face. He came in there in a blink of an eye. Silver hair, super speed. Quicksilver. 

“Who’s the shortie?” 

Wanda rolls her eyes, Peter extends his hand stiffly towards the man. “I’m Peter, Peter Parker. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Pietro Maximoff sir.” 

“Actually, I don’t go by Pietro. I go by Peter. Also, no need to call me Sir. Just call me Peter.” Peter says, speeding up to him. He grins. Parker only smiles back at him, the sudden gust of wind hitting his face causing his hair to be ruffled beyond imagination. The silver haired man laughed. 

“Wow- No wonder they call you the fastest man alive! Wait- were u like running? or walking during that superspeed? Does it matter if you run or walk? How is it like when you use your power-“

“Well, I’ll leave you to both to get to know each other,” Wanda says interrupting Spider-man’s list of questions that were escaping his mouth faster than he could control. Parker bites his lip, turning towards Wanda.

“Where are you going miss?” He asks. Peter Maximoff cocks an eyebrow at the usage of Ms on his sister. 

“I’m going to go talk to Strange. You two can hang out. There’s food in the fridge.”

Wanda says, turning to the door. Looking back she smiles at the two boys who were staring at her as she left.

“Please don’t destroy the house.”

~

“You left Spider-man AND your brother together, unattended?!” Dr. Strange shouts, quickly creating a portal to the edge of Westview.

“I don’t see what the big deal is!” Wanda says, walking through the portal behind Strange. Her arms crossed as she looks around the quiet but lovely neighbourhood. If only Vision could see it.

“The big deal, is THAT!” Dr. Strange exclaims, pointing out Wanda’s house that had webs slung all across the building. Wanda bites her lips. Speechless.

“OH SH- PETER 1 SHE’S BACK!” Peter Parker shouts, running from the window to the kitchen where the silver haired man.

“ALREADY?” He shouts back. 

“WE HAVE TO-“ 

The world turned to a stop. Peter Maximoff sighs, looking at the Peter’s mouth which was still open mid sentence. He cracks his knuckles and plugs in his earphones before getting to work. Grabbing tissues and quickly removing any signs of chaos and tomfoolery that had happened.

He never knew that science could be so fun. He remembered he sometimes had fun with Scott and Kurt during his father’s physics lessons and Hank’s chemistry lessons, but still he never remembered it being this fun.

Peter Parker was an avid science fan and asked if they could do experiments together on their capabilities. It was the most fun he’d had in months. With Wanda, he felt as though he was the younger one. He knew in this universe he was but Wanda seemed so much more mature than him even though he was born in 50’s. He related more to Parker. He was a teenager who was trying to live his life. He related to that, even though he was closer to Wanda’s age.

He places the final cushion on the couch. Before going back and taking the can of coke in the fridge. 

“-HURRY” Peter Parker finally finishes as Peter Maximoff takes a sip of the coke.

“WHAT HAPPENED- What-“ Wanda’s voice shouts from the living room. Peter Parker stares at the silver haired Maximoff, who only winked at him in return before walking to the living.

“Oh Wanda your back! And you brought at friend over!” Peter Maximoff shouts.

“I could’ve sworn-“ The other man says. 

“It doesn’t matter, everything’s fixed now!” The silver haired man said, grinning at his sister.

“Peter, I trust you alright. You mess up this house again, and I’ll make sure you’ll regret it!” Wanda says to her brother who only smiles back.

“Love you too sis.”

“That goes for you too Spidey!” 

Peter Parker who still stayed frozen near the fridge by his own choice, gulps. He looks back to the doorway to see Wanda not looking the slightest bit angry. She was… smiling? Was she amused.

Parker smiles, that smile quickly evolving into a laugh. A laugh that he hadn’t done in months. A true laugh.