// I Know Its Not Kinky BUT DAMN IM IN LOVE UHM HELP ME

// I know it’s not kinky bUT DAMN IM IN LOVE UHM HELP ME

*cheats in a game of poker* hehehehe they'll never know!

“Yeah, sure.” He scoffed.

“So what HAVE you been up to anyways? You didn’t even come here with any food. I thought you knew the drill already. What a shame,,”

@ask--aph-spain

“About as normal as it can be I guess. You’ve been rather absent too, which is odd. Finally decided to check in, huh. I saw Gilbert not long ago, so I guess you could say I’ve been spending time with him and Alfred.”

@ask–aph-spain

My grandfather is a hoe pass it on

*as if we already didn’t know this shhh*

You know what? Fuck you— For being the freaking bEST ROME BLOG IVE EVER SEEN I CRI TEARS OF JOY

You hear that Remus?!! HA HA HAHAHA

About your offer… ehm this weeks thursday or friday would be good.

Lore: ....

Lore: ...

Lore: ..

Lore: *just sorta has this tiny snort*

*and then just breaks out into laughter*

You should dress as a vampire since they technically never die, well.. kind of. I mean they don’t die by normal means. And well it makes sense so.. *sorta trails off awkwardly* *Lorenzo trying to give ideas rip*

“You like? It’s the perfect mix of my undying spirit living beyond the comprehension of mortal reality and my devilishly handsome spookiness!”

Middle school au fanart for @ask-kingpin-al @ask-bikerkuro

Where Kuro just wants to be cool and Allen crushes his dreams :”)

Ack, click on for better quality rip

EVERYTHING ON HERE IS V A L I D AND YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE

LLUVI I LOVE YOU AND YOUR HEADCANONS THANK YOU FOR THIS BLESSING

BLESS YOUR IMAGINATION

Prumano headcanons?

- Nobody is sure when they started dating because Lorenzo has been casually sitting on Gilbert’s lap since the beginning of time.

- “Antonio is gonna lose his mind when he sees this” is a common phrase both say

- Shitpost couple. People question if they are actually dating.

- The couple that blasts Queen really loud

- “We gotta get rid of some of these. We haven’t listened to this one in a while” “Uh, nope! That is a classic and that vinyl stays”

- One point in history when Lore decided he wanted to be a priest Gilbert was probably gushing to someone about Lorenzo and they went “you know he’s a priest right?” and he just went “damn, almost perfect.”

- “God is dead.” “Gilbert, I asked you to bless the damn meal you overdramatic slut!”

- “Lorenzo, I got us a dog!” “Gilbert, we have 8 dogs.”

- They quote vines on the daily

- “I love you bitch. Ain’t never gonna stop loving you…BITCH”

- Gilbert isn’t allowed to cook.

- They read a lot of classics together.

- Both love the book Lolita.

- Dress like 80s potheads

- They both got the safe sex talk from Antonio when they started dating.

- “This is probably illegal?” “And what about it?”

- Lorenzo likes to play piano for Gilbert and mock Austria at the same time

- Overly affectionate. These two are probably kissing on the park bench because Gilbert bought pizza that wasn’t crappy.

- “What the hell is that?” “Italian food!”  “Gilbert that looks like vomit. I wouldn’t feed that to our 9 dogs.”

- They dressed up as bananas for Halloween

- “I can’t go out, I have Mass.” “Boo, you whore.”

- Date nights usually mean Mean Girls while we eat more gelato and cannoli than we should.

- Meal conflicts because Gilbert eats big breakfasts and small dinners while Lorenzo eats a small breakfast and big dinner

- “LEARN TO SUFFER WITHOUT COMPLAINT”

- Lots of family talk. They take pride in everything that their families do. They could gush about them for hours.

- “We should like,,,buy a fucking castle.” “Gilbert, we’re broke.”

- Both of them annoying the other on purpose.

- Horror Movie Power Couple