Middle School Au Fanart For @ask-kingpin-al @ask-bikerkuro

Middle school au fanart for @ask-kingpin-al @ask-bikerkuro

Where Kuro just wants to be cool and Allen crushes his dreams :”)

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hello /bottom/, what’s your favorite flower??

“-Why don’t you come back and insult me when you’ve got something creative to say.”

He’s heard all the bottom comments before in his life and as much as he hATES them he won’t take no shit from an anon.

“But I do like red lilies. They have to be red.”

“No, no. I mean, that’s a good step. But that’s not what I’m talking about. Okay, pretend you’re dating this girl. She’s perfect and beautiful in every way, but then you find out she’s making out with this other guy. Someone you know. How would you feel? She’s MAD because she feels CHEATED. She probably thought she had something special and then found you making out with someone she also puts trust in.”

Can I crash on your couch for a couple of days?

“Yeah sure grandpa. What for by the way? ✨”

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// wheeze this gives me the perfect opportunity to ramble about a certain headcanon I have for Romano and Rome’s relationship. Personally I don’t think Romano is jealous over Italy and Rome being so close. Honestly I don’t even believe Rome PICKED FAVORITES. Romano and Rome no doubt had to have had a close relationship too. I mean if Italy truly was the only one he cared about and was the favorite he wouldn’t have chosen to give ALL of his inheritance to ROMANO. Aaaaa I just love the idea of a super close Romano and Rome though. Ancjsnxisnc I could say more but then this would be over the top long oops.

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BLESS YOUR IMAGINATION

Prumano headcanons?

- Nobody is sure when they started dating because Lorenzo has been casually sitting on Gilbert’s lap since the beginning of time.

- “Antonio is gonna lose his mind when he sees this” is a common phrase both say

- Shitpost couple. People question if they are actually dating.

- The couple that blasts Queen really loud

- “We gotta get rid of some of these. We haven’t listened to this one in a while” “Uh, nope! That is a classic and that vinyl stays”

- One point in history when Lore decided he wanted to be a priest Gilbert was probably gushing to someone about Lorenzo and they went “you know he’s a priest right?” and he just went “damn, almost perfect.”

- “God is dead.” “Gilbert, I asked you to bless the damn meal you overdramatic slut!”

- “Lorenzo, I got us a dog!” “Gilbert, we have 8 dogs.”

- They quote vines on the daily

- “I love you bitch. Ain’t never gonna stop loving you…BITCH”

- Gilbert isn’t allowed to cook.

- They read a lot of classics together.

- Both love the book Lolita.

- Dress like 80s potheads

- They both got the safe sex talk from Antonio when they started dating.

- “This is probably illegal?” “And what about it?”

- Lorenzo likes to play piano for Gilbert and mock Austria at the same time

- Overly affectionate. These two are probably kissing on the park bench because Gilbert bought pizza that wasn’t crappy.

- “What the hell is that?” “Italian food!”  “Gilbert that looks like vomit. I wouldn’t feed that to our 9 dogs.”

- They dressed up as bananas for Halloween

- “I can’t go out, I have Mass.” “Boo, you whore.”

- Date nights usually mean Mean Girls while we eat more gelato and cannoli than we should.

- Meal conflicts because Gilbert eats big breakfasts and small dinners while Lorenzo eats a small breakfast and big dinner

- “LEARN TO SUFFER WITHOUT COMPLAINT”

- Lots of family talk. They take pride in everything that their families do. They could gush about them for hours.

- “We should like,,,buy a fucking castle.” “Gilbert, we’re broke.”

- Both of them annoying the other on purpose.

- Horror Movie Power Couple

Wh eeze

This is my new most favorite blog. Hot damn, I love Allen. Marry me hoe.

You can find someone much faster if you don’t call them a hoe, gray face.

{{aww thanks im glad you like him :D}}

Lorenzo wasn’t expecting to be woken by his friend Gilbert this morning but damn does the Prussian know how to wake him up. As soon as he smelled that food the Italian has perked up. The growling of his stomach hitting him to signal he was hungry now that there was food nearby. And Lorenzo really likes food so I mean.. Especially if it’s being served to him right when he’s in bed. It’s a bit odd that Gilbert is bringing him food like this in the morning but he doesn’t mind. Lorenzo had sat up and situated himself, giving grabby hands for the breakfast.

Gilbert played it safe and stays safe.

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