You Know Our Society Is Fucked Up When People Seriously Think Being A Criminal Defense Attorney Is Like.

You know our society is fucked up when people seriously think being a criminal defense attorney is like. A moral evil. Like people seriously jump to “wow you defend murderers” as if the majority of “crime” that happens on a daily basis isn’t literally stuff like addicts being caught possessing drugs or homeless people being arrested for loitering or fucking poor women stealing food and clothes for their kids like… the average person is just one or two paychecks away from also being deemed a “criminal” by society but yeah sure you should definitely act like needing to be defended against the state makes you an automatically morally bad person

Welcome to the fashion disaster tournament!

submit your favorite (or least favorite) characters with godawful fashion! this goes for everything from too-bright colors to horrible clothing in general or both or anything in between!

(More info under cut)

Rules:

- no real people, only fictional characters. this includes vtubers and minecraft youtubers.

- you can submit as many characters as you like, but only one per submission

- I'm gonna determine the bracket by random but I'll edit it if it feels unfair

- just have fun ok? this is for kicks and giggles

- polls will last 24hrs

- a few characters are already guaranteed to be in the bracket; Rui Kamishiro, Narciso Anasui, and Kagami Kawaiine

- jokey/nonserious submissions are absolutely welcome, i love a laugh, but. lets try to make sure it's not all jokes ok?

Submit here!

submissions will close at 11:59 EST on Saturday, April 8th!

inspired by other blogs like @autismswagsummit , @nonbiney-swag-competition , @ultimatepinkgirl , @squimbusfrommypolls , @qpr-competition , @into-the-mikuverse , @greenhairedanimegirlfight , @prosekapolls , @pjsk-skrunkly-war , @gaybadguystournament , @adhdswagcompetition , @utaupoll and @magnificent-mlm-matchup !

i would really appreciate a rb or two to get this going! -w-

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPS.

thanks for the tag, @justadmiringanakin. i have so many projects in my mind right now; it's crazy. i don't think i can't tag as many people as i have WIPs, because i have somewhere upwards of 30-40. So, I'm eliminating all the ones that are just concepts.

the moon is high | anidala | modern au | scorned lovers | alcoholic!Padme and BPD!Anakin

people help the people | anakin skywalker | tatooine slavery | bury the past| slavery

plunge into the ocean and drown | anakin skywalker | obi-wan kenobi | blood(ied) brothers| drowning

filters of the late republic | in-universe analysis | worldbuilding | what happened to anakin skywalker?

people help the people (reprise)| rex | slavery | the nightmare lies in knowing | death to the republic

you can't choose to love(your children) me | anidala | pregnancy scare| relationships freeze, never burn

leave behind the prettiest corpse | anakin | assisted atttempted death | talking to your dead ghosts

wine and redesign | anakin | rex | ahsoka| trauma traumatizing| didn't your guardians hate you

i have a bunch of other ones, especially for my walk over the Force project, but these are the ones that have plot and story development.

tags (apologies if you do not want to be tagged): @clawedandcute, @kayedium-writes, @ineedausernamel829, @skyguygeneraltano, @justanauthor17, @ozvezdja, @padmeanddorme, @summer1012lemon

honestly, ask me about this. please send me asks about this. i love talking about my WIPs; the problem is writing them.

Padme: Beat three eggs? In what? Political Debate?

Obi-Wan: Must be since Anakin didn't let me bring weapons in the kitchen.

Anakin, who is done with Rich Kids who've never cooked before: Okay, both of you out!

Me:

Is all an option?

All of them are intriguing so much it took me about a few moments to decide which one to choose. But if I had to, it will be "Filters of the Late Republic"

okay, you're the second person to ask me about this, and i love this piece a lot.

it's basically a congregation of in-universe nonfiction pieces that explore the world of the GFFA in the late republic era. there will be new articles, love letters, poetry, political documents, maybe a diary entry or two if i can justify it. the question that the documents try to answer is what happened to anakin skywalker? he was a popular figure, but all traces of him vanished so they had to look for him through other archives.

the main characters-well the writers who provide commentary-are not main characters, so there has to be a justifiable reason for them to have some documents. it's mostly just a chance for me to write on the absolute craziness that is GFFA politics.