The Jedi Council Are Indian Aunties. No I Will Not Elaborate.

the jedi council are indian aunties. no i will not elaborate.

every week @dykerory and i will have another conversation about how george lucas is a racist idiot and it's insane people haven't realized that by now and every week someone will make a new dumbass post that sets us off again

Just saw someone genuinely apologize for being an Anakin fan and shipping Anidala in the past... like, what? They're not real? You don't have to apologize? If you don't at the very least enjoy Anakin’s character, I'm not sure you can call yourself a Star Wars fan at all. Sorry, not sorry.

i honestly think padme is ready to strangle qui-gon at some point during this race. shmi is just terrified as hell for her little boy.

These shots of Shmi and Padme sharing a datapad to watch Anakin race never fail to get me

Live Shmi reaction (w/ bonus Qui-Gon regretting his life choices):

uh what? Luke "I am a jedi like my dad" Skywalker isn't a Jedi? like, the dude who is supposed to be the best of the jedi, the jedi that encompasses the good of the old Order and none of the flaws, who redeemed his father, isn't a jedi?

so glad i didn't watch the mandalorian.

i think dave filoni was so humiliated by fans roasting him for admittting he doesn't have any idea where the mando story is going that he was desperate to change the subject so he decided to distract everyone by saying the dumbest possible thing he could think of and the first thing that came to mind was "luke isn't really a jedi" because literally what other explanation is there for that string of words

maybe it’s cuz i’m getting older but i’m thoroughly unamused by how every media consumption is being reduced solely to ships and the desire to have people date each other. what’s wrong with friendships. what’s wrong with found family. what’s wrong with roommates. what’s wrong with mentor relationships. why is the end goal of everything to have two+ people be shipped together.