Sometimes A Family Is A Teenage Wizard And His Cat Familiar...I Love Them Very Much

Sometimes a family is a “teenage” wizard and his “cat” familiar...I love them very much

Me: *goes to the attached room to avoid being woken up by arguing*

My mom: *takes an argument into the garage*

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

It’s been a long day, time to rest

LOOK AT HOW HARD I CAN CRY