Ive Only Seen This Legendary Post In Screenshots

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

take me to art museums and make out with me

this makes so much sense now…

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

Y’know that kind of laughter that starts as a chuckle and then slowly builds into full on gut clutching roaring? Yeah

heres a drawing of crosshair and that dog from memory no reference

can you do poly scout/sniper x reader where all three of them are trans? I need to see trans mercs sm.

also if it's not too much to ask for can you do something for just sniper x scout?

Eee, I love seeing trans mercs too

Poly Sniperscout and reader who are all trans

Oh, these two 💕

Your identities are probably how you all got together in the first place

If you’re insecure about yourself and your body, expect to be bombarded with compliments and affection from them, always reassuring you that you’re amazing and you deserve to be loved (bc you do 🩷)

If you haven’t had your top surgery yet, Sniper might teach you how to bind with bandages, which is what he used to do

They understand gender dysphorisa, having dealt with it quite a few times, so they’ll try and help you with it with what they used to do to cope with it

Overall just really sweet together

Sorry this took so long to do, I was distracted with other things, and I’m sorry it’s kind of short, but I was feeling tired when I finished it, but I hope you enjoy!

omg yaaas, I need gay clones

just gonna leave this here

Could you do merc headcanons of them seeing their S/O making them their favorite food and how they would react

This one is interesting.. I'll enjoy making this.

Engie, Scout and Heavy seeing their s/o make their fav food

🔧 Engie 🔧

He was looking for you after a long day, wandering around the base and calling your name.

It wasn't until he heard sounds coming from the kitchen that he found you, standing over the stove and making something

His eyes widened as he saw you were making his favourite food, and a cheesy smile crossed his face

"Aw, darlin', you made this for me?" he says, coming up behind you

"Yeah! I thought you deserved it after today."

"Well, ain't you just the sweetest thing."

⚾ Scout ⚾

It had been a particularly rough day for him, practically dragging himself inside after the battle, so you had decided to make him something

He came into the kitchen, originally planning to grab a can of Bonk!, but he stopped when he saw you

"Hey, what're you doin'?" he asks, coming up behind you.

"Making you some food." "Wha- Really? For me?"

He's not used to people making things for him, aside from his ma, so he's a little choked up that you put thought into doing this.

"Th-thanks babe.." "Are you crying?'' "No."

🐻 Heavy 🐻

You noticed he'd been feeling down lately, so you decided to make him his favourite food

After you were done, you brought it to his room, pushing open the door and getting him with a smile

He looks up at you from his book and smiles back, and then his eyes drift to the plate you're holding, and his eyes light up

"Did leetle Y/N make this for me?" "Yeah! I saw you were feeling sad so I decided to make you this!"

He smiles again and give you a big bear hug, thanking you over and over again.

Rest assured he was much happier after that.

Eee, this was so much fun to write!