azrael08

One Zesty Motherfucker

(He/Him) - Aussie 🇦🇺🦘- Queer of a sort(?)🤨 - ✊🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸✊

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I'm Of The Belief That Adam Could Get Literally Any Being/monster In Existence To Like Him.

I'm of the belief that Adam could get literally any being/monster in existence to like him.

Whether it be because of his general aura of Adamness or because of The Archangel Michael standing ominously behind him monitoring the entire interaction while simultaneously threating the wrath of holyfire against whoever Adam is talking to, so the creature more or less has to make the decision of:

Be nice to this random human, 🙄👎🤮

Or Die. 😀😦💀

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azrael08

1 year ago

I do believe, personally, that Adam and Michael are Lana del ray girlies and I hold that close to my heart.

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shit post midam I think their song is Margaret okay adam milligan michael spn supernatural midam spn adam spn

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azrael08

1 year ago

Putting this out into the world cause I’m bored and why not

Midam girlies, Discuss.

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azrael08

1 year ago

OMFG-

Thank God somebody finally brought this into the light!

I hadn't seen anybody else talk about this moment and whenever I saw it I always thought "hmm that's massively a little homosexual???"

I mean C'MON what are the implications here: stroking something long and phallic, giving Sam bedroom eyes, speaking in a lower tone making a funny little joke?????

Gabriel saw that Dean had left the room and for a second was like-"Heyyyyyy Sam, maybe I can repay you *wink wink* for y'know, helping me get fixed up back at the bunker there and-"

and then he found out Dean was heading for Loki and was like shit ok revenge first dick later

When Gabe turned and looked at Sam like this while absently stroking cleaning his wooden sword.

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love that for him sabriel spn 13x20 i love him so much 😭 his rizz is unmatched and I know Sam was intending to take him up on that offer during their little moment at the end of the episode sam winchester gabriel spn spn rewatch supernatural

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azrael08

1 year ago

weird head cannon that if Cas ever played twister, he just be fucking master at it. Like c'mon, angel forms are weird, tangled masses of limbs, twister would be nothing compared to him just moving across one of heavens rooms. Dean would be all smug like "haha theres no way he's gonna win at twister its super compli-" and 10 minutes later he watches on as Cas folds his legs behind his head with a kind of ease no human should ever be physically able to have.

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spreading my Dean Winchester is a monster fucker truthing agenda Cas: is flexible because he's a being that isn't confined to a form with muslces and skeletal limitations Dean: "Wuh Oh Boner alert Sam left the bunker the second Dean even mentioned twister because he sensed the oncoming sexual tension with his freaky pysch powers Cas once the game is over: that was fun we should play again sometime Dean in the corner not taking his eyes off Cas and visibly sweating and possibly drooling: *Thinking horny thoughts* shitposting supernatural destiel dean winchester castiel spn destiel headcanon

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azrael08

1 year ago

Just had the experience of realizing everyone is not on tumblr.

Was in class and we had our laptops out but nobody was typing because the teacher was talking, but i was at the back so i decided to start scrolling through tumblr and decide to make a post. Then this girl next to me looks over after 2 minutes of me typing and asks what I'm writing and I respond "A head canon" like second nature and she dead-ass said "I don't know what that is. What is that?" 💀

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she then asked if she could read what i was writing😃 I was typing for like 30 minutes so im not surprised she asked when you remember normal people exist tumblog

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