Keepin' It Together, Parenting's An Adventure!

Keepin' it Together, Parenting's an Adventure!

Or Guy having a hard time with Tiny..

Guy is fine with Tiny being in his hair all the time...

However, when Tiny starts getting bigger, it starts to annoy him.

Guy is not by anymeans the strongest troll around

He says he's meant to just be pretty and flamboyant, which he's not wrong

So, when Tiny gets too big for Guy's hair, he hires someone to rebuild his pod

Guy made sure the new pod was bigger, with an extra room specifically for Tiny

Tiny was happy, yeah, but also sad

This frustrated Guy so much

We all know he will always struggle with Tiny. But that's okay, because Guy's trying his hardest!

Struggling to Adjust ~♡

A.K.A, Branch learning how to love in society again with the help of his girlfriend and their gang of snacks.

Branch stayed in his bunker as much as he could after the first movie

The village still overwhelmed him too much

Poppy and the Snack Pack group started to slowly coax him out more and more

At first, he was very against hug time

As soon as the bracelets went off, he ran up the nearest tree until he was in the canopy and would hide there until everyone stopped hugging

Poppy eventually took Branch to see whatever kind of Psychologist Pop Village (technically Troll Village at the time) has

Unsurprisingly he was diagnosed with autism

Branch still doesn't know what autism is

After the second movie, he's much more comfortable being in the Village

He found a way to set up some kind of 'magical' bubble thing around the Village

It's like a mirage to hide them, but when something enters the clearing they are able to see everything

Branch even starts to be part of events in Pop Village

He so helps Poppy with her schedule

If she refuses help, but he knows there is something on there she necessarily can't do, Branch will take her list

And do it for her

He babysits for Guy

After the Third movie, his brothers start to live in the bunker, or in Clay's case, in a pod close to the bunker

He spends less and less time in the bunker now

Branch rarely uses his room as well, his excuse being that Poppy begs him to stay with her a lot

It's actually the other way around but Branch's ego won't let him admit it

Pop Village starts to appreciate their safety nerd more

He makes improvements to games to make them just a little safer

Also helps make things more sanitary (ahem, glitter...)

I'm just gonna say it- Branch in both of the Trolls series sucks. Like, okay, TBGO is okay. He's just a little safety nerd, even if some of the things he does are... questionable.

Trollstopia HOWEVER-

That doesn't have an excuse. Branch is barely around, and like, he only comes in to say something dry or funny, and on the occasinal episode he gets, he acts like some dude. Just a guy, definitely not a guy who lived alone for twenty years and then was dragged by the hair out of his comfort zone by some bright pink princess with adhd.

Don't get me wrong, I love the new characters introduced! But... Branch gets nothin.

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Girlfriend's one of dem world takeover asexuals (/j, don' take my seriously...)

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