Chuuya, Seeing A White Tiger: Hey Aren't You Dazai's Weird Kid??

chuuya, seeing a white tiger: hey aren't you dazai's weird kid??

white tiger: *tiger noises*

chuuya, sighing: well whatever. i guess i'll take you back to shitty dazai. ur almost on port mafia territory

white tiger: *tiger noises*

chuuya, using his ability to carry a freaked out tiger:

chuuya, at the ada office: oi open up

fukuzawa, walking out at the commotion and seeing a giant cat i mean tiger: O-O

dazai, walking out becuz chuuya: chibi what are you- why do you have a tiger

chuuya: huh??? wtf do u mean y do i have a tiger

kunikida: i think he means: why are you in possession of a tiger?

chuuya: i didn't fucking kidnap him if thats what ur implying

atsushi, walking out: whats going o- oh! is that a white tiger? chuuya-san, are you in kenji's saving wildlife club??

chuuya, staring wide eyed at atsushi and then the tiger and then atsushi: what

Atsushi:Compliment me

Dazai: you have eyes.

Atsushi: you know what…..I will take it

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Kunikida:Are you ever going to listen to me?

Dazai: Aww kunikida do You doubt me so much? Of course I wil!

Kunikida: when?

Dazai: when your right!

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Yosano: we all have our demons

Dazai Grabbing kunikida: this one’s mine!

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Yosano: Who would you kill out of the four of us Kunikida?

Kunikida: Dazai easily.

Dazai: WTF man, why not someone easy like atsushi?

Kunikida: Atsushi is too easy he would probably let me.

Atsushi walking into the office: What the actual Fuck

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Atsushi: what are you two arguing about?

Kunikida:She won’t stop using expressions wrong!

Yosano: Oh cry me a table kunikida

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Kunikida: *angrily pressing Kunikida into a wall* where the fuck did you put those files!?!?!

Dazai:……

Dazai: are we about to kiss……

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Dazai: talk dirty to me~

Kunikida: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are high

Dazai: What-

Kunikida: the economy is in shambles

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Afternoon Tea

Chuuya is genuinely worried for this young man.

Atsushi: I owe you one.

Dazai:Thats ok. You can just date me.

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Dazai: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. no response

Atsushi: wow they sound stupid

Dazai:But they’re not, they’re really smart actually just dense

Atsushi: Maybe you just need to be more obvious. Like I don’t know….”hey! I love you”

Dazai: I guess your right. Hey atsushi I love you

Atsushi: See! Just like that

Dazai: Holy fucking shit

Atsushi: if that flys over their head they are way to dumb for you dazai!

Dazai: Atsushi.

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Atsushi: so if you where in bed with me what would you do?

Dazai: that depends…..is your bed comfy?

Atsushi: I would like to say so.

Dazai: I would sleep.

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My friends and I’s texts as ADA characters! Pt.2

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