Not A Request. But A Thirst. For Our Glorious Perverted King Dazai.

Not a request. But a thirst. For our glorious perverted king Dazai.

I saw your bully Hanma post and that got me thinking…..work place bully Dazai. Except he’s so friendly most of the time and such a silly goosey guy that everyone thinks you’re just over reacting. Sure they all know Dazai is a flirt when it comes to women but they all think he has at least enough self respect not to be so perverse..especially when it comes to you. You’re new to the place and Dazai just can’t stop himself when he sees you frantically trying to prove yourself, prancing around in that tight ass office skirt with that tight ass blouse!! What else can he do but mess with you!? Besides it’s not like he ever does anything toooooo wild…just a groping here and there, maybe he knocks paperwork out of your hands sometimes— but it’s all in good fun!..

Right?

At least that’s what you tell yourself after he’s made a sly comment about your clothes for the umpteenth time that week. Little do you know, Dazai’s been spending almost every afternoon fisting his cock to the thought of you..so pretty and pure, so eager to please..god he just can’t wait to get you alone!

Yeah, Dazai would do some deprived shit like this, and the thing is, you brushed it off at first because Dazai oh so casually flirts with literally everyone, that's just what he does, so you didn't really think much of it when he stared at you or would make casual comments about just how tight your clothes were, he just doesn't have a filter. That was until he started slyly brushing his hand over your ass, or just coincidentally pushing his hips into your ass when you bend over, claiming needed too get something and you were just in the way, or that one time he claimed that he was only fixing your shirt collar only for his hands too glide down a little too low, over your tits and he just apparently didn't notice. Then again, he claimed that those were just accidents, nothing too serious... until you find white stains on your blazer that was missing for a few hours... the same blazer Dazai returned to you, claiming that you left it in the breakroom and someone must've spilt milk on it or something.. he doesn't mind letting you use his washer.. his apartment is closer anyway, ya know...

Being rindou's gf mean that ran already saw you naked 🤣 there would definitely be a time where rindou's fucking you in the kitchen and ran walks in and they just start a conversation while rindou's buried inside you

This is exactly how it is, I also think they both fuck you often, it doesn't matter if you're Rans or Rins girl, they both are fine with sharing with each other. It could've also started or became a poly, with just how often and casual it is. The first time it happened though, Rindou having you splayed out on the kitchen counter, fucking you, and Ran just walks in, asking where his baton is and you're just completely mortified because Rindou doesn't even try too cover you, nor has he even stopped fucking you. It's just... so casual.

sitting on kanto mikey's lap during his meeting and falling asleep on him fkdbsjsbsjsn i imagine him to just look at her and end the meeting, i honestly think he's soft towards his s/o when she's asleep

He is, as much as I write him as the abusive, asshole type, he's still Mikey, he's just heavily in his dark impulses, but he's still sweet. So when he sees his little angel all drowsy and sleepy, he ends the meeting, and takes you too bed, tucking you in and kissing your head before he goes off and does other things. He won't be gone too long though, he'll come back and lay with you, running his hands through your hair as he just listens too your soft breathing. He enjoys these moments the most, Mikeys still human and he still has feelings, no matter how much he tries too hide them. He really does care so deeply about you, so when he gets angry with you, sometimes physical, he does feel bad but he just needs you too listen to him, he's trying too keep you safe, you're all he has left basically.

i cant stop thinking about dazai with an experienced s/9 where dazai shows all the fun new kinks for his s/o to discover (cough cough corruption kink) 🌸

He's just... a silly adventurous guy, ya know? He has absolutely no ill intentions when he tells you all about the kinks and fetishes there are, claiming he just wants too help you learn, there's no ill will in him baby... he's a detective, he helps people, you can trust him, ya know that right..?... good. So why do you look so scared, it's just handcuffs... no baby, you're not being arrested, they're just so you don't move or try and push him away from how good he's about too make you feel, that's all.

Brother. BROTHER OMFGGG YOU ARE GORGEOUS 😻

Thank you baby!!! That's so sweet!!!

That's insane that you've had too make 2 Mikey masterlists 😭😭😭

Yeah, but I don't mind it, I'm just happy you guys love Mikey as much as I do!!!