Not A Request But A Thirst!!! If Manilla!mikey Or Bonten!mikey Wanted Me To Just Stay Inside All Day,

not a request but a thirst!!! if manilla!mikey or bonten!mikey wanted me to just stay inside all day, I'd agree and just sit pretty for him<3 being that much of an introvert. sit on his lap? okay! he wants affectionate? say less. cockwarm him? anything for him --- girl there is something wrong with me 😭

If there's something wrong with you, then also something wrong with me, because same babe. It genuinely wouldn't be that bad, too live with Mikey. Especially if we're talking Bonten!Mikey, he'd give you anything you pleased, as long as you behaved. You want clothes? Here's his card. You want a pet? He'll take you too the shelter or he'll get the best pet of the breed that you want. He'll even hire someone too pick up after the animal, because his pretty baby shouldn't be cleaning cages, cat litter- especially picking up after a dog, it just doesn't sit right with him, ya know? Manila!Mikey though, just like Bonten!Mikey, as long as you behave, you'll have little to no problems with him. I picture that it could even be the cutest, too be in his apartment, in Manila, as you guys sit on the couch and watch movies with a little kitty running around or him petting a puppy as you lay cuddled on his chest, eating Dorayaki, that he had you make him.

manila mikey with a lil bit of scruff growing in🤤

AAAAHHHH!!!! ANON ARE YOU TRYING TOO KILL ME?!?! YES YES YES YES YES YES, I NEED IT. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S IN BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS AND YOU CAN FEEL THE SCRUFF OF HAIR ON YOUR SKIN AS HE EATS YOUR PUSSY!!! OR OR OR- WHEN HE'S RUBBING HIS FACE AGAINST YOUR CHEST AND THE SCRATCHING AGAINST YOUR SKIN JUST FEELS RIGHT- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!?!

Ah, good day to you! (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) (Oh, I would like to write right away that I do not speak English and in fact I am writing through a translator in the keyboard, so please forgive me,if something is unclear or written incorrectly(⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠) )

I hope I'm not distracting you too much or causing you discomfort thoughts that I am going to describe below. I just had a little thought and wanted to share it with you a little:_)

The thing is, I just read your post with Yandere Dazai about the spoiled foreplay,where he dealt with a traitor before our very eyes. And to be honest, although I am not a fan of Yandere and am also absolutely against violence in any relationship,I can't Not read something on this topic sometimes. Mostly because of interest, because in such blogs (or simply under the tag #Yandere Dazai) sometimes there are interesting ideas for my correspondence for the characters with my friend or just for my own imagination. And so...

Honestly, I can't help but constantly think about the scenario where I would like to bring Dazai to absolute anger towards our enemy.🥲 So that he would shake with anger and literally lose his head, become wild...(and after all this there was the most passionate and long sex in this whole relationship ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) (I just love Dazai so much, sorry, hphph....) )

And I especially just like it in the scenario where Dazai accidentally, passing by on his way to work, saw how our boss from work,Who allegedly simply invited us for a business conversation, started to pester us in a dirty manner, etc...And we wrote to Dazai that we would be busy at lunchtime on an important matter and Could Dazai feel resentment(?)...But of course, then, having seen what was really happening, he immediately rushed to help,when we were trying to fight off this guy and running out of the restaurant. And then, although Dazai ordered his men to take him to the mafia basements,he was actually planning on putting on a little 'show' for us...Showing us how he first maybe scalps this guy, skins him, and then cuts off each finger,with which he touched us...Then, perhaps getting emotional, Dazai just randomly hits him, letting off steam,and in the end of course killing him...(And I just would like to see him at such a moment a little, to be honest,seeing how strong he is, how handsome, when he is so emotional because of all this...>--< I love all of Dazai's emotions, sorry, phph)...And then when he finishes,he turns to us, covered in blood, disheveled and still in a state of affect from all this. And we come up and kiss him, and then we go home and help him change his clothes and bandages.(Ah, I've just always dreamed of doing this with him.>--<)

Oh, well, that's how it is, please forgive me, it turned out to be too long by accident, as alway༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ Have a nice day! Although I personally am not a fan of all this, I like the way you write and I wish you creative inspiration. (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ (And beware of all kinds of crazy and inadequate people in life, be careful and healthy<⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>)

TW- Torture, Implied Sexual Assault, Gore

This is very interesting, because I also like too dive into some of Dazais darker emotions, such as anger. Because we don't really get too see him being genuinely pissed, and I know it's because Dazai is good at controlling himself and keeping himself in line, but I'd like too see him just lose it occasionally. The only time I can think of, off the top of my head, is when Dazai was still in the port mafia and Akutagawa fucked up that mission, where he killed that one guy from Mimic and Dazai, having all his planning and hard-work go to waste, just got so severely pissed and punched Akutagawa in the face and shot at him 3 times, when Akutagawa got smart with him. As for this scenario, I do think it'd be in Dazais character, like we saw with Dazai when he shot that guy like 12 times and laughed hysterically about it. We've seen Dazai lose himself quite a few times, so if Dazai were too come across a scene such as this, he'd most definitely lose it, leading him too absolutely torture this man. Besides the canon Mafia torture, he'd want this man too be awake for as long as possible and feel everything too an unbearable degree. But, in canon, Dazai would mostly start off with the psychological torture before moving to the physical part of everything and if this man was stupid enough too possibly taunt Dazai, then yeah, I could see that leading too Dazai becoming emotional, because Dazai at the end of the day is still human, no matter how much he tries too perceive- or even thinks differently.

hello! how are you? I want to ask for headcannons with Mikey (toman) with a girl who often loses weight. She is small in stature and weighs a little less than normal

I know it sounds dumb, but still..

TW- Talk of an ED

-He'd be very concerned for you, especially if it's a lot of weight in a small amount of time. He'd ask you about it first, but if you dodge the question or give him an un-wanted answer, he'll have you looked at by medical professionals, under his guidance of course, even if they are professionals, he doesn't trust anyone with your life except himself. Because he knows that he has your best interests at heart.

-If it was more simply that you're very active or you just have a fast metabolism, he wouldn't be too worried, it's normal, unless it was extreme weight loss then he'd either want you too be less active or he'd get you something prescribed for your metabolism, but again, that would only happen if it was something that he'd see as serious.

-Now, if it was something more serious like starving yourself, or making yourself throw-up, then you're no longer allowed too be on your own because he obviously can't trust you too be by yourself and he will be watching you from on. Even if he's busy, he has cameras on you at all times, so you're not alone, ever.

-You being small isn't a big deal to him, especially if it's something you can't control, like you're height, then he really doesn't care, you fit perfectly in his lap and you'll never hear him complain about that. You being under-weight though, that'll bother quite a bit and he'll be the one making sure you eat a lot, or at least a good portion before you're allowed too leave the table.

-If you were too refuse too eat at all, at anytime. He will force feed yoo, or have a tube put in your arm, your health is his top priority and if you're loosing too much weight, especially in an unhealthy way, he has a very big problem with that and he really doesn't care for your complaints, he's doing what he thinks is best for you, and he certainly knows what's best for you.

-If it were too be because of a medical condition like diabetes or lupus, he'd have the best medical staff that money could buy surrounding you at all times. He, again, will be watching you quite closely, his phone line always opened to you and the doctors, ready too drop everything in case of an emergency.

-If you're happy and healthy though, he really doesn't care, sure he might tease you about it, especially if you're smaller then him, but that just makes you all the much easier too pick up and be carried around. He'll have you sit in his lap all the time, or just pick you up at random too scare you or, one of his favorites, he'll hold things above your head.

i just found out the meaning of motorboating today and i totally see street racer mikey doing it to his darling

He does, it's a greeting he gives you, it's like his own little "hello."

Hi!!! Not a request, just a question if you don't mind. Ever since I found your account and read your SSK poly work, I've been thinking about this for a while, what would happen if Chuuya and Dazai found out you killed someone?

I like this question, simply because I've thought about it a lot, but context is needed for this situation. Although I will say, despite the context, Dazai and Chuuya would still protect you, whether this murder were too be premeditated or not. You mean more to them then the law, especially if it's PM!Dazai and Chuuya. But I'll give a premeditated and accidental murder scenario for them.

TW- Murder, Manslaughter, Implication of Assault.

Premeditated-

If the murder was premeditated, PM!Dazai and Chuuya would surely have contradicting reactions, especially if you were also working for the Port Mafia at the time. If you are working for the Port Mafia, it isn't gonna be a big deal, and while Chuuya isn't too big on killing, he does it because it's his job. PM!Dazai on the other hand, really doesn't care, you're in the mafia, murder is apart of the job. Now, if you're not apart of the Port Mafia then you're gonna get a different reaction from both of them. From PM!Dazai, instead of nonchalance, you'll get interest. He knows people have a plethora if reasons why someone would commit murder, but he wants too know yours. What brought you to that point, of taking the life of another, were you angry? Vengeful maybe? Perhaps you were owed something and came too collect, he's not sure but he wants too know. With Chuuya, he'll be sad about it, you're not involved in their job and he doesn't want you too be, and this is one of the reasons why. Although Chuuya has a strong sense of loyalty, he also has a pretty strong moral code. Although this won't make him dislike- or even hate you, depending on the reason and who you killed, but he may look at you a little differently for a while.

But when it's ADA!Dazai in the situation of you premeditatedly killing someone, I think that he would give you a different reaction, as opposed to PM!Dazai, again depending on whether you work for the Port Mafia or not, would vary ADA!Dazais reaction. Simply because, and this is assuming you met ADA!Dazai after he left the Port Mafia, and Chuuya depending on if this a poly or not. But if you did meet him after he left the Port Mafia and you committed this murder, he'd use his position too protect you, but he'd also want too know why you did it. He'd feel a bit melancholic, mostly for you. Merely because he understands what it feels like too take someones life, especially with him trying too do better, become a good man if you will. He doesn't want you too live with the potential guilt, but because it is premeditated, I don't doubt that he'd have an inkling that you were up to something. He'd try too convince you not too, and too just let the police deal with it, but even he knows that people don't always get the justice that they deserve. So, if it was something that you felt you had too do; a last resort of sorts, he'd help you out, he'd be more efficient at getting away with it, given his experience. If you did work for the Port Mafia, which he'd do his best too get you too leave, he's not too thrown off, that's apart of being in the Mafia; committing murder.

Accident-

If you accidentally murdered somebody though, PM!Dazai, in my opinion, wouldn't care and I say that simply because, he, himself, has stated that he's not a virtuous person; meaning that he is someone who habitually does wrong to his own detriment and takes pleasure in it and he also, very obviously, lacks a moral compass. I think he'd be more intrigued about what about lead up to the murder, instead of the murder itself. If it were too be because they were trying too hurt you, or assault you, he'd give evenless of a fuck, because realistically, if he found out that someone was trying too hurt you, he would've killed them himself. So you doing it, actually prevented hours of torture for that person, especially if it was quick, they should thank you in the afterlife. PM!Dazai would just simply have the body gotten rid of, disposed of, like trash as he brings you back to his, cannonic, shipping container. Chuuya though, he'd have a more extreme reaction, depending on the context and circumstances. If it was someone trying too hurt you, he'd be pissed, gently taking you away from the scene as he barked orders at his men too get rid of it, hushing you as he let you cling to him in either shock or tears as he pressed gentle kisses to the top of your head. He'd get you counselling if you need it, obviously under the guise of the Port Mafia, he doesn't need this being reported. But if it were more of a recklessness on your part and you were playing around, Chuuya would be a little pissed at you. Scolding you for a while, but he knows things accidents happen, so he'd just have his men get rid of it and you're forbidden from doing the thing that led to that accident in the first place.

The reaction you would get from ADA!Dazai, really wouldn't differ from PM!Dazai in this specific scenario, because it was an accident, he'd want it too be taken to the police, seeing as you've done no wrong. Especially if that person was trying too harm you, you had every right too defend yourself and although he's proud of you for being able too handle your own, the chances of you being out of his sight are very low now. Now, if it was a reckless mistake on your part, he wouldn't let it get out, because that is no longer self-defense, but is now Manslaughter. Which you could go to jail for, he wouldn't be happy with you but he's not mad either, and I say not mad because accidents do happen, but also not happy because you've essentially put yourself in a situation that he now has too get you out of, while he'll still protect you with everything he has, he'd like you too refrain from having anymore of these types of... accidents.