I Was Just Thinking Of How Would Mikeys React To A Reader Whos Really Sassy Like If He Yells Shes Yelling

I was just thinking of how would mikeys react to a reader who’s really sassy🤔 like if he yells she’s yelling back if he hits her she’s hitting back I know it would not be pretty for her😓

love u tinii🥰

This is very interesting because Racer!Mikey really wouldn't mind the sass, because he, himself, is pretty sassy. With Kanto!Mikey and Manila!Mikey though... I'm sure we all know how that's gonna end for you. Bonten!Mikey will mostly just stare at you, he's not super reactive most of the time, and Toman!Mikey likes the little back and forth, he doesn't hit you necessarily, but he will get in your face.

(also luv u 2)

YOU WRITE BSD CHARS SO ACCURATELY DUDEEEE ive been dying to read smth non fucking fanon but nsfw w dazai mostly HELP and i found ur account and bro ure a life saviour istg.

I love ur writings more than i love myself istg

WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE IF U WROTE THINGS DAZAI WOULD SAY IN BED :3 like ?? I feel like this man would praise u sooo much while doing the most unholy shit to you,, but i also feel like he wouldn't exactly degrade you but hed deffo mock u..

HES SO UGH I NEED HIM MORE THAN ANYONE DAZAI HMU ㅜㅜ

Aww, thank you so much, that is the biggest compliment because Dazai is so hard too figure out and even harder too write for!!!

TW- Implied Gun-play with PM!Dazai

ADA!Dazai-

-"Put your tongue back in your mouth before I stick something else in it."

-"You're so whiney baby... you gonna tell me what you want in full sentences or are you just gonna keep babbling?"

-"You're too pretty too be covering your face pretty girl.. move your hands for me."

-"Make a mess and I'm gonna make you lick it up, so it'd be best if you controlled that pretty little pussy of mine, yeah?"

-"Such a little minx you are, love. Touching me like that while I'm sleeping.. you're so needy."

PM!Dazai-

-"I thought you said you could take it.. oh, you can? So why are you crying, hm?... Get your face out of the pillow and answer me."

-"You take my cock so well... you think you could take it just the same if it was my gun fucking you instead?... mmm, actually I think you could take my gun even better."

-"You're so fucking loud, do I need too shut you up?... don't look at me like that, it certainly wouldn't be with my cock, you haven't even gotten close too earning that."

-"Being fucked is a reward, given your behavior recently, that shouldn't even be on your mind."

-"Coming untouched, huh? That's quite pathetic, even for you."

Beast!Dazai-

-"My pretty girl... so polite. Saying thank you when I let you cum, I taught you well, huh?"

-"Ah ah. Don't. That's not yours too touch."

-"Watch your mouth or don't speak. You don't get too cry about not cuming knowing the way you've acted today. You're lucky I'm fucking you at all."

-"Slow love, undress slower for me, I'm not going anywhere, I'd like too enjoy it, can you give me that baby?"

-"I said I'd make you cum when I got home, what? You thought just because you were sleeping that I wouldn't follow through? You wound me love."

Ah, good day to you! (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) (Oh, I would like to write right away that I do not speak English and in fact I am writing through a translator in the keyboard, so please forgive me,if something is unclear or written incorrectly(⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠) )

I hope I'm not distracting you too much or causing you discomfort thoughts that I am going to describe below. I just had a little thought and wanted to share it with you a little:_)

The thing is, I just read your post with Yandere Dazai about the spoiled foreplay,where he dealt with a traitor before our very eyes. And to be honest, although I am not a fan of Yandere and am also absolutely against violence in any relationship,I can't Not read something on this topic sometimes. Mostly because of interest, because in such blogs (or simply under the tag #Yandere Dazai) sometimes there are interesting ideas for my correspondence for the characters with my friend or just for my own imagination. And so...

Honestly, I can't help but constantly think about the scenario where I would like to bring Dazai to absolute anger towards our enemy.🥲 So that he would shake with anger and literally lose his head, become wild...(and after all this there was the most passionate and long sex in this whole relationship ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) (I just love Dazai so much, sorry, hphph....) )

And I especially just like it in the scenario where Dazai accidentally, passing by on his way to work, saw how our boss from work,Who allegedly simply invited us for a business conversation, started to pester us in a dirty manner, etc...And we wrote to Dazai that we would be busy at lunchtime on an important matter and Could Dazai feel resentment(?)...But of course, then, having seen what was really happening, he immediately rushed to help,when we were trying to fight off this guy and running out of the restaurant. And then, although Dazai ordered his men to take him to the mafia basements,he was actually planning on putting on a little 'show' for us...Showing us how he first maybe scalps this guy, skins him, and then cuts off each finger,with which he touched us...Then, perhaps getting emotional, Dazai just randomly hits him, letting off steam,and in the end of course killing him...(And I just would like to see him at such a moment a little, to be honest,seeing how strong he is, how handsome, when he is so emotional because of all this...>--< I love all of Dazai's emotions, sorry, phph)...And then when he finishes,he turns to us, covered in blood, disheveled and still in a state of affect from all this. And we come up and kiss him, and then we go home and help him change his clothes and bandages.(Ah, I've just always dreamed of doing this with him.>--<)

Oh, well, that's how it is, please forgive me, it turned out to be too long by accident, as alway༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ Have a nice day! Although I personally am not a fan of all this, I like the way you write and I wish you creative inspiration. (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ (And beware of all kinds of crazy and inadequate people in life, be careful and healthy<⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>)

TW- Torture, Implied Sexual Assault, Gore

This is very interesting, because I also like too dive into some of Dazais darker emotions, such as anger. Because we don't really get too see him being genuinely pissed, and I know it's because Dazai is good at controlling himself and keeping himself in line, but I'd like too see him just lose it occasionally. The only time I can think of, off the top of my head, is when Dazai was still in the port mafia and Akutagawa fucked up that mission, where he killed that one guy from Mimic and Dazai, having all his planning and hard-work go to waste, just got so severely pissed and punched Akutagawa in the face and shot at him 3 times, when Akutagawa got smart with him. As for this scenario, I do think it'd be in Dazais character, like we saw with Dazai when he shot that guy like 12 times and laughed hysterically about it. We've seen Dazai lose himself quite a few times, so if Dazai were too come across a scene such as this, he'd most definitely lose it, leading him too absolutely torture this man. Besides the canon Mafia torture, he'd want this man too be awake for as long as possible and feel everything too an unbearable degree. But, in canon, Dazai would mostly start off with the psychological torture before moving to the physical part of everything and if this man was stupid enough too possibly taunt Dazai, then yeah, I could see that leading too Dazai becoming emotional, because Dazai at the end of the day is still human, no matter how much he tries too perceive- or even thinks differently.

Do you think Chifuyu will be green flag in every timeline? I think he will. He is such a sweetie<3

I 100% think that Chifuyu would be a green flag in every timeline. He is canonically such a sweetheart. So it's hard too imagine him as anything but the sweet baby that he is shown too be.

I just recently got sick so bad that I begged my bf to not leave me for work. Makes me wonder what would Kanto and Bonten Mikey do in the same scenario. I feel like both of them would either tell their darling to suck it up because he can't be bothered by such trivial things or they'll soften because it's the first time his darling clung to him so hard and he'll just baby and take care of her the whole day (or maybe bring her to work bc he has major meetings stuff)

Everything my bf does makes me think how'd Mikey do in the same situation 😂 Is this even healthy HAHAHAHAHA

Aww, I hope you feel better love~

With Kanto!Mikey, if you were too get extremely sick, he'd have people take care of you until he was done with his meetings, then he'd come back and while he might not be the best emotionally available person too give you support or really take care of you, because he was often being the one who was taken care of, I do think he'd lay with you, it not only gives him time too rest but it also allows him too be with you at the same time. I don't think he'd mind, as long as you're not constantly sneezing or coughing on him, because I don't really feel like Mikey would be one too get sick that often, I picture him too have a pretty strong immune system.

Bonten!Mikey on the other hand, you'd be with him, mostly, 24/7. I say mostly because the only time you can't be with him is when he has too leave the penthouse, it'd be a bad idea too drag you out when you're sick afterall. While he's in his office, he'd have you sit on his lap, occasionally playing with your hair when he needs a break from the extensive paperwork, or he'll let you take a nap on the couch in his office, curled up in a blanket that he has specifically for when you want too nap in his office when he stays late. He wouldn't want too be away from you most of the time, especially if you're really sick, sure he has people that could take care of you, but he'd rather do it himself, even if he's not the best at it.

hello! how are you? I want to ask for headcannons with Mikey (toman) with a girl who often loses weight. She is small in stature and weighs a little less than normal

I know it sounds dumb, but still..

TW- Talk of an ED

-He'd be very concerned for you, especially if it's a lot of weight in a small amount of time. He'd ask you about it first, but if you dodge the question or give him an un-wanted answer, he'll have you looked at by medical professionals, under his guidance of course, even if they are professionals, he doesn't trust anyone with your life except himself. Because he knows that he has your best interests at heart.

-If it was more simply that you're very active or you just have a fast metabolism, he wouldn't be too worried, it's normal, unless it was extreme weight loss then he'd either want you too be less active or he'd get you something prescribed for your metabolism, but again, that would only happen if it was something that he'd see as serious.

-Now, if it was something more serious like starving yourself, or making yourself throw-up, then you're no longer allowed too be on your own because he obviously can't trust you too be by yourself and he will be watching you from on. Even if he's busy, he has cameras on you at all times, so you're not alone, ever.

-You being small isn't a big deal to him, especially if it's something you can't control, like you're height, then he really doesn't care, you fit perfectly in his lap and you'll never hear him complain about that. You being under-weight though, that'll bother quite a bit and he'll be the one making sure you eat a lot, or at least a good portion before you're allowed too leave the table.

-If you were too refuse too eat at all, at anytime. He will force feed yoo, or have a tube put in your arm, your health is his top priority and if you're loosing too much weight, especially in an unhealthy way, he has a very big problem with that and he really doesn't care for your complaints, he's doing what he thinks is best for you, and he certainly knows what's best for you.

-If it were too be because of a medical condition like diabetes or lupus, he'd have the best medical staff that money could buy surrounding you at all times. He, again, will be watching you quite closely, his phone line always opened to you and the doctors, ready too drop everything in case of an emergency.

-If you're happy and healthy though, he really doesn't care, sure he might tease you about it, especially if you're smaller then him, but that just makes you all the much easier too pick up and be carried around. He'll have you sit in his lap all the time, or just pick you up at random too scare you or, one of his favorites, he'll hold things above your head.