Have Y'all Seen That Trend On TikTok Where It's Like, "telling Him Night, 'cause If It Was A Goodnight

Have y'all seen that trend on TikTok where it's like, "telling him night, 'cause if it was a goodnight I'd be bent over the counter with him in my guts"... or smth like that? Cause, it's making me think of Dabi...

I feel like Dabi's petty as shit, and he's over-dramatic as shit, so.. when he texts you, "goodnight doll" and you text him "night" with an 🙄 emoji, he's pissed. He's immediately calling your phone after that and actually sounds pissy.

"What the hell's your problem? I tell you goodnight and you send me some half assed text of night?" It's kinda funny, really it is, to hear Dabi be so bothered over something small, for him to be bothered over something he rarely says especially. So, when you tell him it's not a goodnight because if it was good, he'd have you bent over with your face buried in the pillows as he calls you his, pretty little doll.

Now.. Dabi doesn't like you 'mad' at him, so he decides, in that moment, that you're right. So he gets up at 11 at night to go pick the locks of your front door and make sure you have a goodnight.. curtesy of Dabi himself of course. I just don't think your neighbors will agree with your version of a "goodnight."

So real, that man's probably SWAMPED in paperwork

Dabi: reveals his tragic backstory

Endeavors poor pr agent who already has enough to do:

Slutty ass waist, for what? 🤨😒

yk maybe dabifuckers have a point

This would be my favorite way to find out he's Touya, if I'm being ffr

But imagine if he did choose to display your pretty little ass for all of Japan to see... I know he'd have a field day with how all of the heros now know, that your a dirty little villian slut (AAHHHH-) although I'm unsure whether or not the heros would try and save you or take you to Tartarus... 👀 @mostlyheinous

For the kinky thoughts, I actively need Dabi to brand me. I don't care if it's "Touya" or "Dabi" that he brands me with... I want to be his little canvas that he can burn little hearts into and oh my god could you imagine if when Dabi did the reveal video, he had a whole ass kid sitting on his lap (a kid that he made you bare but that doesn't really matter)

CACKLING bc I can imagine him silently contemplating “hmm should I write that name or… ah fuck it,” and as some sort of cruel joke brands “Touya” on your left cheek and little fingerprint hearts onto basically anywhere he has free access to.

When you get the chance to inspect the damage further in the mirror with your back turned to it, you are immediately unnerved and slowly begin to realize “oh shit, his name is not Dabi.”

Like?? This is how you find out? Really? What an egomaniac.

IMAGINE THOUGH, Fast forward to the Big Day of his reveal and he gives you an ultimatum — you splay your pretty ass on TV for the entirety of Japan to see so they can all know who the fuck Touya is, or you let him bounce his precious, toddler son on his knee as he monologues to his shithole father how his eldest son not only was alive and well, but that he’d need to meet his grandson if they ever wanted to have relationship together!~

(He doesn’t. He’d absolutely kill grand-dad in front of his son).

People are always like "you shouldn't like the villians they're bad😞" I'll stop liking them when they stop being so pretty, and for Dabi especially, his trauma is just so sad. All he wanted was to be seen by his father and in turn got discarded.

You don’t understand, I am CRAZY over him-

GOD THAT FUCKING GROWL, Dabi knows what the hell he's doing, god just imagine this beautiful man growling in your ear to, "stay the fuck put doll, don't run from me." While he gives you the meanest backshots of your life.

"Come on baby.. give me one more, promise just one more.." He's a liar, it's never just one more with Dabi.

But he's such an asshole and when you don't listen, he's forced to pull you back towards him by your hair as he grabs your chin, forcing your lips into a pout as he stares you down with those intense blue eyes of his... the Dabi brain rot is bad 😩