You Being Sherlock Holmess Kid + Relationships With People

You being Sherlock Holmes’s kid + relationships with people

JOHN WATSON

John would be a little wary of you at first

Because your father is so reckless

But then after he gets to know you, he realizes your more of a keep-sherlock-calm-and-rational person than a crazy-detective-solving-every-mystery-person

He knows for a fact Sherlock will have taught you to deduce, but you almost never used it against him

Except when you wanted food

He would be always giving you stuffies and help you with homework

Practically your second father

He would also defiantly teach you medicine, hoping that you would excel in it

MYCROFT HOLMES

He would be your first choice for homework help

He would always bring you cakes or pastries

He would give you government secrets and secret files to use against anyone who bullied you

He would be one of the only people you would use your deduction skills against, because he always gave you a challenge

You would also be really close with Anthea

So with these two on your side, god help the poor fool who tried to cross your path

And he would 100% give you umbrellas all the time

GREG LESTRADE

He would be so scared of you at first, because oh god, there’s another one of them

But you would try and help him on cases instead of putting him down

He was still so cautious with you

Until the day he walked into the flat to see you singing along to Frozen

He became pretty comfortable around you after that

He was always threatening to use it against you, because for the first time ever, he had the upper hand in the relationship

You also would babysit his kid

You would also always leave notes around like ‘If you’ll be Mycroft’s goldfish, he’ll be your division ;p’

MARY MORSTAN/WATSON

She would be so, so cool

If someone ever threatened you, they better run

She would be the one to talk to you about your ‘growing body’, because no one else would ever, ever be comfortable with that, especially not a Holmes boy.

She would also be the one to teach you to shoot a gun

You would be scarily good with one, especially under pressure

She would teach you fighting, too

The first time you chased down a criminal, Mary was so proud everyone momentarily forgot about the guy you were strangling

She would also be the one to secretly obsess about Disney and Marvel, and you were both sworn to secrecy

JIM MORIARTY

He would be your HIT man

As soon as you were born, he started looking for your mannerisms and weaknesses

But instead of using them against you, he would point that out and make you try and work around them

He was like an angel to you

He has defiantly threatened your classmates more than once

No one messed with you after they saw you with Moriarty

And your Dad was a little wary of him, but let you hang out nonetheless

He would also be your babysitter, even when you were 15+

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Heyyy, sorry I just woke up with inspiration lol

I might do more characters, but for now we’ll stop here

HIIIIIII

I know this is reeeeealllly lame but I just wanted to say *deep breath*

TEN FOLLOWERS TEN FOLLOWERS TEN FOLLOWERS

{Not my gifs}

I know i’m suuuper weird but-

Thor is definitely bisexual! He has such a big crush on his bestie Bruce Banner!

Thor, trying to confuse people by acting like he’s a robot trying to be a human: see, I consume food in the human way

Thor: *grabs orange and presses it to his face until it squashes*

Thor: *pats belly* Yum Yum Good

The people: *horrified silence*

Bruce Banner, a Tired™ boyfriend: Sorry, he’s just being weird, haha, bye forever. 

support 100%

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

the tesseract be like