You Being Sherlock Holmess Kid + Relationships With People

You being Sherlock Holmes’s kid + relationships with people

JOHN WATSON

John would be a little wary of you at first

Because your father is so reckless

But then after he gets to know you, he realizes your more of a keep-sherlock-calm-and-rational person than a crazy-detective-solving-every-mystery-person

He knows for a fact Sherlock will have taught you to deduce, but you almost never used it against him

Except when you wanted food

He would be always giving you stuffies and help you with homework

Practically your second father

He would also defiantly teach you medicine, hoping that you would excel in it

MYCROFT HOLMES

He would be your first choice for homework help

He would always bring you cakes or pastries

He would give you government secrets and secret files to use against anyone who bullied you

He would be one of the only people you would use your deduction skills against, because he always gave you a challenge

You would also be really close with Anthea

So with these two on your side, god help the poor fool who tried to cross your path

And he would 100% give you umbrellas all the time

GREG LESTRADE

He would be so scared of you at first, because oh god, there’s another one of them

But you would try and help him on cases instead of putting him down

He was still so cautious with you

Until the day he walked into the flat to see you singing along to Frozen

He became pretty comfortable around you after that

He was always threatening to use it against you, because for the first time ever, he had the upper hand in the relationship

You also would babysit his kid

You would also always leave notes around like ‘If you’ll be Mycroft’s goldfish, he’ll be your division ;p’

MARY MORSTAN/WATSON

She would be so, so cool

If someone ever threatened you, they better run

She would be the one to talk to you about your ‘growing body’, because no one else would ever, ever be comfortable with that, especially not a Holmes boy.

She would also be the one to teach you to shoot a gun

You would be scarily good with one, especially under pressure

She would teach you fighting, too

The first time you chased down a criminal, Mary was so proud everyone momentarily forgot about the guy you were strangling

She would also be the one to secretly obsess about Disney and Marvel, and you were both sworn to secrecy

JIM MORIARTY

He would be your HIT man

As soon as you were born, he started looking for your mannerisms and weaknesses

But instead of using them against you, he would point that out and make you try and work around them

He was like an angel to you

He has defiantly threatened your classmates more than once

No one messed with you after they saw you with Moriarty

And your Dad was a little wary of him, but let you hang out nonetheless

He would also be your babysitter, even when you were 15+

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Heyyy, sorry I just woke up with inspiration lol

I might do more characters, but for now we’ll stop here

I found a letter recently that I wrote to myself 2 years ago. It said, and I quote:

- don’t be afraid to be differrent

- learn how to spell differennt

- differrennt

- diferent

- diffeerrent

Thorbruce headcanons

Hey! Sorry i’m such a werido for thorbruce, but here are some headcanons I thought of. Again, disregarding events or even whole things about the characters. Sorry for spelling mistakes & stuff.  

You are Thor & Loki’s little sister

You all are humans, not asgardians or anything.

imagine Thor & Bruce living across from you and Loki

You and Loki have been trying to set them up forever

One day Thor comes into your apartment and tells you he and Bruce drunkenly hooked up

They end up dating, and after a year Thor proposes

Bruce says yes, obvies.

After they tell the rest of the avengers, they aren’t as supportive as they should be

They’re really sad because these are like their best friends

But you and Loki promise you’ll always be there and kick their asses if you have to

And they’re really glad

It’s a small ceremony, not many people there

But it’s perfect, and Thor and Bruce continue living across the hall from you and Loki

Six months later, Thor and Bruce walk into your apartment, smiling like idiots and holding hands

You ask then what’s up, and they finally tell you after Loki walks in

Thor: “We’re adopting a kid!”

Thor: “well technically, we’re adopting a kid...”

Bruce: “times 3”

And you’re so exited because you’re gonna be an aunt! To three kids!!!

And Loki’s more like, are you guys ready for this? Have you thought it through? But he’s still so excited for Thor & Bruce

It turns out it’s going to be two boys and a girl.

And Thor and Bruce want you and Loki to name the girl

You two discuss it forever before deciding on ‘Casey’

When you tell Thor & Bruce, they love it so so so much.

They tell you the boys are going to be named Trevor & Dan.

The day the babies are delivered, you and Loki stay awake in the hospital for 72 hours waiting for them

But you’ve gone longer without sleeping than this.

And then when the babies are finally delivered, you go into the room with the mother whose giving away the babies

And they’re so cute and little

And Bruce may or may not have been crying a little

But it’s all happy and nice and you love holding Casey because you two are the only girls in the family.

It’s your assigned job to talk to her about her period

That’s not a joke

And Loki looks so calm and quiet holding Trevor

It looks so right for him.

When you bring them home, it results in so many sleepless nights

Thor and Bruce are so new at this because they’ve never been parents, much less to triplets.

So they’re always asking for help and you and Loki help without complain

You have so many different pictures of the triplets falling asleep on Thor, Bruce, or even Loki.

And they have too many of the triplets falling asleep on you while you’re trapped underneath them

And everyone’s sleep deprived but has never been more happy

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LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT

Thor is definitely bisexual! He has such a big crush on his bestie Bruce Banner!

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How about 'Spider-man: Homework?'

My dad, giving me ideas that are bullshit but genius 

(make it happen, marvel!)