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Bruce: Thor texted me “your adorable” so I texted him back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable."

Val: And?

Bruce: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything.

Val: I hate going to the kitchen and realising I'm the only snack in the house

Tony: What scares you most?

Clint: Werewolves

Clint: Wait no! Sharks!

Peter P: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us to an inevitable death

Clint: I changed my answer

Clint: Peter

“Please, have you seen Thor? He’s about as edgy as a bowl of oatmeal. “

-Loki

Loki: I hate going to the kitchen and realising I'm the only snack in the house

Thor: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health.

Bruce: *finger guns* That’s why I also bottle up the positive ones.

Bruce: I have high standards. I don’t-

Thor, tripping and falling face first: ahh shit hi guys

Bruce: I want him

Bruce: I'm having a problem with this person.

Val: Kill them.

Bruce: No.

Val: Then I will kill them FOR you.

Bruce: NO!

“Remember, kids: the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.”-Tony

Tony: I have a plan! Pepper: No self-sacrafice. Tony: …I don’t have a plan.

Peter P.: If it wasn't illegal, I would eat cereal for every meal of the day.

Tony Stark, about to be punched by May Parker:I have some wonderful news for you.

steve: hey bruce u ready to do some team bonding activities :)) ??? we’re gonna do some fun stuff i found online and–

bruce: can i make a team bonding suggestion? 

steve: YEAH YOU CAN BUDDY

bruce: so have all of us as one group, disperse us, and then we just have the day to ourselves 

steve: that’s not team bondi–

bruce: i know 

Bruce, tired and crying: It’s not fair! He looks so good all the time! His hair, Val! His hair! How can someone look so majestic every second of the day?

Val, sighing, rubbing his back: When did this become my life.....

Bruce: Thor, you are many things, but safe is probably not one of them

Bruce: Is it safe?

Hulk: No. Come out anyway.

Bruce: I have a plan!

Hulk, internally: No self-sacrafice.

Bruce: …I don’t have a plan.

bruce: bold of me to use the catchphrase “no worries” when i’m in fact, full of worries

General Ross: Are you trying to show contempt of the law?

Steve Rogers: Well, I’m not trying to conceal it.

Thor: Loyalty really isn’t high on your list.


Loki: Oh, is that right? I’ll have you know that I am damn loyal, dumb ass.

Valkyrie : You betrayed me. You are betraying me now even as we are talking.

"Bucky is not a screamer. Bucky is a reason for other people to scream."-Steve Rogers