Update:

Update:

Add Professor Hidgens to that list

The only polyamorous people I care about are are @karsinogen and Tommyinnit.

In that order, I don’t make the rules.

If doctors ask me about cancer in my family history. I stare at them blankly until they understand.

when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

A game show only Sam Reich and T’noy Karaxis could make and enjoy.

hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry. 

I want to be them

This is my favorite part if anyone cares

EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS

new game changer episode was pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good.

Public enemy #1 today

Busses that are “Not in Service”

clearly, only I serve